Look, there is NO WAY you can tell me this was a fairly conducted survey (poll, whatever) taken by CNN in the “Real America” — “Red America” where the “Real Patriots” reside or these approval numbers would tell the exact opposite story and I think we all know this. We’re comparing the popularity of a guy who really hasn’t done anything yet; hasn’t even been sworn into the Oval Office; to a guy who brought this country such adorable Bush ILLEGAL Patriotic greatest hits as “The USA Patriot Act“, “The Department Of Homeland Security“, “Hundreds Of Signing Statements“, “The Iraq War“, “A Crashed Fundamentally Sound Economy“, “RealID” and so many other “Real American” acts during his term. “Bush’s legacy”, you ask? Pick any one of them and there ‘ya go, folks.

And, as if that weren’t enough of an anti-American poll, the pollsters mobsters of CNN take it even further by probing and prodding the “Real Americans from the Real America” into suggesting President “Surge” Dubya Bush is even less popular than former President Richard Millhouse Nixon as if that is some sort of a disgrace. Like it or lump it, there are MANY historians and other “Real Patriotic Americans” who point out if only President Nixon hadn’t have been CAUGHT in the Watergate scandal, he’d have gone down in history as our greatest president ever (behind President Bush 43, of course). On top of that, there are many others who say he’s the second greatest president ever, Watergate or not, in fact. Don’t let ‘em get to you, Mr. President — there is no shame in a 16% approval rating, Sir.