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SHOCKING VIDEO: President Obama Smoking On Gulf Coast Beach With [Former] BP CEO Tony Hayward

July 29th, 2010 · Environment, Humor, National Politics, Politics, President Obama

President Obama Demonstrates The TRUE Dangers And Consequences Of Smoking…

Folks, those of us who have or do smoke cigarettes know how hard it can be to quit. As for MOI, I will NEVER quit — a “quitter” I am NOT. As for the president, we all know he’s been struggling with killing the habit and is, at best, still rumored to be a closet smoker. Below, you’ll find a disturbing YouTube video of President Barack Hussein Obama in one of his moments of weakness while surveying the damage from the Deepwater Horizon oil spill on our beloved coast on the Gulf of Mexico recently.

WARNING: Not for the faint of heart…

President Obama carelessly smoking on YouTube video on Gulf of Mexico with BP CEO Tony Hayward during Deepwater Horizon oil disaster...

Have we all learned our lesson here?

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Rod Blagojevich, A.K.A., “The Cabbage Patch Kid”: Criminal Or Typical Stupid Politician?

July 27th, 2010 · 1st Amendment, Crime, Federal Agencies, National Politics, Politics, President Obama, Senate, The Courts, Think

Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich talks to the media at the Federal Court building, Wednesday, July 21, 2010, in Chicago after his defense rested without calling any witnesses. Blagojevich is accused of scheming to sell or trade President Obama's old Senate seat for personal gain. Next to Blagojevich is his wife Patti. (AP Photo/Kiichiro Sato)Defense Lawyer In Closing Statement To Jurors In Blago Corruption Trial: My Client May Be A Doomass But He’s No Criminal…

So, the prosecution has made their closing arguments in The Cabbage Patch Kid’s corruption trail and today, the defense has made theirs today and now it is up to the jury to decide (New York Times) whether the former Illinois Governor was guilty of corruption case or simply one of the dumbest politicians EVER.

Of course, the prosecution had argued The Cabbage Patch Kid tried to “sell” President Barack Hussein Obama’s vacated Senate Seat and the defense had argued good ole’ “Blago” was simply a jackass who hired horrible advisers who misled him to believe he was simply playing politics by engaging in some horse trading — an age-old practice but generally considered “legal” and “bidness as usual” in one of the world’s oldest professions.

Hesitantly, I think I’m going to go with the defense and The Cabbage Patch Kid on this one. Not that I appreciate political horse trading so much as I DO appreciate the opportunity to contemplate over beers, how to commit the perfect crime with a few buddies and keep my freedom even if the FBI or some other three-letter-agency is listening in. The prosecution’s frightening theory is one doesn’t actually have to COMMIT the crime to be guilty of one — simply discussing and contemplating it with others is in itself, somehow EQUAL to carrying it out (nobody has accused Blago of selling President Obama’s seat — just contemplating it). BZZT. If this is true, this is no longer the America I’ve served to protect on and off for almost 25 years in every branch and sub-branch of the USAF.

A doomass? INDEED. A criminal though? PROVE IT then.

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Andrew Breitbart Gets A Serious Dose Of His Own Medicine (Video)

July 26th, 2010 · Blogging, Conservatism, Corruption, Crime, Humor, Media, National Politics, Politics, Satire

Video: Andrew Breitbart Professes Admiration For Terrorists; al-Qaeda

Good ole’ Andy Breitbart: hero to the Right, villian to the Left and politics aside — a disgraced New Media HACK of highly questionable integrity and character who’ll go to any length, even illegal measures to defeat those he disagrees with.

Most recently, he spliced and diced video to bring down the USDA’s Shirley Sherrod by showing a tiny snippet of her speech before the NAACP, which quickly frightened enough Right-Wing bloggers to jump into a feeding frenzy leading to her prompt firing. Not too long ago, he hired James O’Keefe (the infamous ACORN gotchya man) onto his staff — the fake pimp guy who illegally attempted to spy on Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA).

Now, it’s Mr. Breitbart’s turn to see what it’s like to be misrepresented and misquoted…

ENJOY:

How’d you like THEM apples, Andy?

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Other blogger reactions to Breitbart and his shennanigans: Daily Kos; News Corps; The Village Voice

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The GTL™ Sunday Column — “America Has Confidence In Its Private Parts” By Christopher L. Doster

July 25th, 2010 · Christopher L. Doster, Congress, Conservatism, National Politics, Politics, President Obama, Senate

Gun Toting Liberal™ Sunday Columnist And Author Christopher L. Doster Employs His Usual Humor Satire And Tongue-In-Cheek Style To Attack ObamaCare Nancy Pelosi The Democrats And President Obama Political Policies...GTL™ Sunday Columnist: Author And “Ever-So-SLIGHTLY-Right-Of-Center” Gun Toting Liberal™ Sunday Columnist And Author Christopher L. Doster Employs His Usual Humor, Satire, And Tongue-In-Cheek Style To Attack ObamaCare, Nancy Pelosi, The Democrats And President Obama’s Political Policies…

“America Has Confidence In Its Private Parts”

Taking the pulse of a nation is often a difficult thing to do these days, with so many factions, ideologies, and “classes” evolving in the land of the free and home of the “slave”. There may come a time when we all start screaming for “reparations”, as it seems the more government grows the more dependent on it we become. Not to dismiss the serf-like conditions many workers have become subordinate to toiling away in the fields of big corporations. Yet as we have “progressed” from an agrarian society to the industrial, the information to the “conceptual” age (according to author Dan Pink in his great book “A Whole New Mind”), there is hope on the horizon. Thankfully, it appears from the most recent Gallup poll, it’s not the kind of “hope” the current “ruling class” in Washington is forcing upon its subjects…

For those of you lost in the throes of summer reruns, unemployment extensions, or vacations you can’t afford, the “Gallup Poll” originated in 1935, under the name of “The American Institute of Public Opinion”. It was conceived on the premise that no special interest groups would influence the polling, so paid “sponsors” are not allowed in the process to ensure complete objectivity. Dr. George Gallup resolved that no political parties would comprise the results, a commitment upheld to this day…

The Gallup 2010 “Confidence in Institutions” poll was recently conducted on July 8-11, and the results speak volumes for the failure of the Obama administration, and liberal institutions in general. The Democrat-led Congress, proposed to be the “Most ethical and transparent in history”, (according to the Speaker of The House since 2006, Nancy Pelosi), came in last place with only 11% having any confidence in the House of Representatives:

“PRINCETON, NJ — Gallup’s 2010 Confidence in Institutions poll finds Congress ranking dead last out of the 16 institutions rated this year.”Gallup Institution poll, 2010

Not to say that all “big government” is bad, as the Military once again came in first place. You would think that would be a sign for the “statists” now responsible for protecting our borders:

“The military continues its long-standing run as the highest-rated U.S. institution. Small business and the police occupy second and third places, respectively. These three top-tier institutions all earn high confidence from a majority of Americans, something no other institution achieves this year.”

Yet it appears that the “University Professors” and hard left progressives that this President has surrounded himself with just don’t get it, but “we the people” polled by Gallup, do!

This year’s poll also finds a 15-point drop in high confidence in the presidency, to 36% from 51% in June 2009. Over the same period, President Barack Obama’s approval rating fell by 11 points, from 58% to 47%.

So as the confidence among my friends and fellow citizens continues to plummet, as one government “fix” after another fails to “create or save” anything other than a federal enclave, another institution rose to the top of the list…

Small business was ranked #2 in the Gallup poll, with 66% indicating confidence in this under appreciated engine of our once great economy. I haven’t heard too much from the current administration about our forgotten brethren in the trenches of main street U.S.A., risking capital and trying to keep their doors open. Last time I checked, most of the real job creation comes from this private sector of entrepreneurs and “working Americans”.

With the Police at #3, the Church at #4, and the demonized medical system at #5, (now stunned into submission by “Obamacare”), it’s obvious where there is confidence, and where there is disdain. There is no question when and where the government has a role, and nothing fits that description better than the institution with the most public confidence, the U.S. Military…

I had a spirited discussion with a very liberal African American gentleman a while back about his belief in the Obama administration. At times I thought he might even say “Obamen” after uttering his saviors’ name. He claimed that my assertions were based on theory, or “opinions” rather than “facts”. Well Jessie, you’re right about one thing, a lot of people have “opinions”, and according to Gallup the majority of Americans don’t agree with much of your “opinions” either…

There are many moving parts in the great American experiment, this country of immigrants seeking opportunity and freedom from oppression. As the Gallup poll suggests, confidence in big government institutions, the Presidency, and Congress is at an all-time low. Americans it seems love their “Private Parts”, and they seem to work best when they are allowed to move freely

This Sunday Column was penned by the one and only CLD

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:

Christopher L. Doster began his career in the health care sales and marketing industry. After a 10 years in the corporate world, Chris launched his own business in the aesthetic field and later branded a consumer product distributed through national pharmacies. He has authored professional journal articles, several books, created advertising campaigns, and continues to champion the cause for individual freedom. You can also view more of Mr. Doster’s exclusive GTL™ Sunday Columns by clicking HERE and his personal homepage can be accessed by clicking HERE.

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Bayou La Batre, Alabama In An Uproar Over BP Funds Dispersement… Forrest Gump, Lieutenant Dan And Other Residents FURIOUS

July 23rd, 2010 · Corruption, National Politics, Politics, Rants, Think

Forrest Gump Shrimp Company Lieutenant Dan and other Bayou Lebatre Alabama Gulf of Mexico Coast residents are being screwed by mayor and BP over Vessels of Opportunity programBP’s “Vessels Of Opportunity Program” Dollars Rumored To Be Disproportionately Going To “The Bayou’s” Mayor’s Family Members And Recreational Fishermen…

Oh gosh, oh gee — whoda thunk a POLITICIAN would take $8.5m (USD) and [allegedly, and literally] “hook a brutha up”? I know, I know… it’s shocking… just SHOCKING, I tell you, but this is exactly what residents of The Bayou are telling the Associated Press (Al.Com) and anybody else who’ll listen.

Apparently, the rumors involving the mayor, whether true or not, were enough to spur British Petroleum to take over the handling of the $8.5m, or however much of it is now left to disperse. The major problem with that is the fact they are requiring the COMMERCIAL fishermen to wizz into a cup for drug testing in order for them to at least pay their basic bills by collecting $1600.00 per day with their boats in the “Vessels of Opportuntity” program farce by helping clean up the Deep Horizon disaster’s oil. Problem? Yeah. ANYBODY who’s lived near a community relying upon fishing and shrimping boats knows full well a bunch of those low-level deckhands like to party and do their drugs. They’re going to “wizz HOT”, many of them. This means they’re a financial burden upon the government when they’d much rather trade hard work for their pot. Work hard, play hard is the name of the game in that business.

So, other than [allegedly] the mayor’s family, who gets the rest of those “VoO” BP bucks? Of course, the wealthy G.O.P.-voting bloc who owns large boats — the doctors, lawyers and other rich folks who don’t actually NEED the money as badly and who use those boats to go out and lie about the proverbial “one that got away” on a casual fishing weekend out on the Gulf. That leaves the “Bubba Gump” staff out on the side of the road, panhandling for dollars.

PATHETIC and just plain WRONG.

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