GTL™ Sunday Guest Columnist: Author And “Moderately-Right-Of-Center” Political Pundit, Christopher L. Doster, Employs His Wit, Sarcasm And Conservative Sense Of Humor To Attack ObamaCare…

“All The President’s Breast Men”

After recently escaping from the People’s Republic of NY State, I feel like I have gone back in time. Not so much with the new surroundings in my adopted “red” home state of Alabama, but with the most recent red flags coming out Washington. See, the last time I called the great port city of Mobile my primary residence, Bill Clinton was running around the White House, chasing interns and having buxom blondes accuse him of philandering. I never thought I would say I miss the Clinton years, but I’ll take Gennifer Flowers over Nancy Pelosi any day. Although, that bizarre red outfit she wore during the latest “health care” bill vote seemed to indicate that her “headlights” were on. Not bad for a Grandmother but hey, what was that fellow communist lawmaker looking at, certainly not her eyes…chauvinist pig.

Ok, enough about cleavage and the many “breast benefits” women have bestowed upon men. Our favorite community organizer and one of his famous “panels” have begun the process of rationing health care, or at least floating a trial balloon to see how we react. Don’t believe me; think it’s just another far right attempt at saying “NO” to reform? The U.S. Preventive Services Task Force (huh, are they like “Czars” or something?) began advising women to delay regular mammogram screening (Time) until age 50, and even then, to get tested only every other year.

Even the bozos on the government run media show “Good Morning America” agreed to a person that the proposal was a “head scratcher”. So much for towing the party line and blindly following Obama and his boys with that “thrill running up your leg” Host Robin Roberts, a breast cancer survivor, did her best to appear curious, but could not hide her shock and awe at the report.

Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius attempted to “clarify” the government’s position (CNN) by suggesting that women “”Keep doing what you have been doing for years: talk to your doctor about your individual history, ask questions and make the decision that is right for you.”

To further illustrate dysfunction within the administration as well as disconnect with the American people, yet ANOTHER new government “panel” is recommending that women get pap smears every 2 years instead of the traditional annual test. Ask your local ObGyn what they prescribe for preventative ovarian cancer testing – bet its pap smears once a year. What to believe ladies; your personal doctor who has provided years of care for some of your most intimate body parts, or some “panel” in Washington? Welcome to ObamaCare!

If this doesn’t wake up the millions of women voters partially responsible for this President and his panels initiating real “rationing” of healthcare, before a bill is even passed (God forbid), maybe this will. The latest senate version of the health care bill (all 2,074 pages of it), compliments of that medical genius Harry Reid, includes a 5% tax (The Politico) on cosmetic treatments, including Botox (what’s Pelosi to do?). Looks like the President and all his breast men are targeting not only small business, but small breasted women as well…. — This Sunday Column was penned by the one and only CLD

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:

Christopher L. Doster is a native of Glens Falls, NY. Graduating from the University of South Alabama, he began a career in the medical device industry in 1989. Since 1999, Chris has been promoting, marketing, and developing aesthetic products in the cosmetic/skin care sector. Creating and branding a nationally distributed topical scar product, he has authored several professional trade journal articles (Click on the “Posts” Tab), and the soon to be released book, “MD Skin Secrets – A natural discovery“. A political pundit enthusiast, Chris has also written two books yet to be released, “American Idleness – apathy in politics“, and “Pipe Dreams – The empire state goes up in smoke“. You can also view more of Mr. Doster’s exclusive GTL™ Sunday Columns by clicking HERE.

Agree? Disagree? Have Something To Add? Please Show Your Appreciation To Mr. Doster For Taking The Time To Author This Guest Column In The Comments Section Below

***

Senator Lincoln: I STILL Refuse To Vote To Pass A Public Option

Well, well, WELL — the world famous “Party Of NO!” had absolutely no intention of discussing well-needed and well-overdue healthcare reform so in struts our heroine, Senator Blanche Lincoln to say Hey — at LEAST let’s discuss and debate ObamaCare before we simply discard the whole idea! according to The Politico (courtesy of MemeOrandum).

The debate lives ON.

***

See Also: Our good friend Joe Gandelman of The Moderate Voice (Centrist) will be providing live video of the Senate ObamaCare vote (also see his Blogospheres roundup); Run Chusid of Liberal Values (Left) seems to agree with Ms. Lincoln and myself this ObamaCare bill needs much more fine-tuning but debate is great; Ed Morrissey of Hot Air (Right) offers a predictably skeptical Open Thread; Michelle Malkin (Right) jumps to the assumption Senator Lincoln was bribed — i.e., “Cash For Cloture“; The discussion at Drudge Retort (Left) is just getting heated up

A Courtesy Update For Our Readers…

A READERS COURTESY UPDATE

In a “must read” update by Ms. Wilson at her own site, Worldview-Opinion, her readers are updated to some interesting events she says have transpired since those comments were automatically closed on November 10th.

Again, a very interesting read, indeed. Please pay Ms. Wilson a visit and we thank her again for her stirring guest column.

***

Previous Week (Week 10): (9-6)
Year To Date: 91-53
All-Time (2006 Through 2008 Combined Record): 335-195-1…

The National Football League’s Week 10 has been completed, all byes have been burned and now that week 11 has arrived, we have only two undefeated teams left (the New Orleans Saints and the Indianapolis Colts) and every team has won at least ONE game this year. So, can we assume the Saints and the Colts are the two best teams in the NFL this year? Can we somewhat safely assume we’ll be seeing a Colts vs. Saints matchup in Superbowl XLIII?

Agree? Disagree? Have your own picks? Post them into the comments section below…

Sarah “The Barracuda” Palin Polls A Couple Of Slight Percentage Points Higher Than Her G.O.P. Counterparts In Latest Poll

Okay, we’ve already learned the Republican Party is less popular than poisonous snakes in recent polls. Now it appears former Alaska governor (and more importantly, former GTL™ Classmate), Sarah Palin is only SLIGHTLY (if that) more popular than Republicans according to the latest CBS News poll. Poisonous spiders, poisonous snakes, Sasquatch (a.k.a., “Bigfoot“), illegal aliens (”immigrants” for our more “senstive” readers/co-bloggers) and of course, the Space Shuttle Columbia Disaster. And folks, that’s not GOOD news for the Palin clan. It means only one out of four of us take the former Miss Alaska runner-up seriously as a politician while the rest of us think of her primarily as a mouthy soccer hockey mom who did a few short gigs as a politician then wrote a book (”Going Rogue: An American Life“).

Tell me why this is? Please. Enquiring minds wanna know…

***