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Is Glenn Beck The Latest “New Face Of The G.O.P.”?

August 31st, 2010 · 1st Amendment, Conservatism, Duh!, National Politics, Politics, Think

Move Over, Limbaugh, Palin And Steele — Glenn Beck Is The New Kid In Republi-Town…

Glenn Beck Crazy Fox News New Face Of Republican Party Is Glenn Beck The Latest New Face Of The G.O.P.?Our “Ever-So-SLIGHTLY-Right-Of-Center” Sunday Columnist, Christopher L. Doster, firmly stands by his excited ovestimate of Glenn Beck’s “Restoring Honor” rally’s attendance somewhere in the neighborhood of hundreds of millions (although, many other organizations’ estimates have guessed there may have been more like 20-26 folks hanging around, cheering on the crazy guy). Oh well… what does it matter anyway? Gazillions? A few dozen? Harmless no matter who was right and who was wrong anyway…

Lord knows we’ve often pondered just who is the “New Face Of The GOP” around here — the Barracuda? The gun-grabbing RNC Chair? The Draft Dodger? The Washington Post is suggesting that title now belongs to nobody else but, of course, The Becster Himself, thanks to the dozens of rabid, far-right religious peeps who supported his and Sarah Palin’s rally. Even though the man is nothing more than a standup comedian (self-admittedly, too), who has been quoted (paraphrased) as saying those who take him seriously are as nuts as He, Himself is…

And folks — THAT is a “comedy” in itself. Go Republicans, GO.

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The GTL™ Sunday Column — “From “Transforming” America To Restoring Her Honor” By Christopher L. Doster

August 29th, 2010 · 1st Amendment, Christopher L. Doster, Civil Liberties, Conservatism, Media, National Politics, Politics, President Bush, President Obama, Rants

Gun Toting Liberal™ Sunday Columnist And Author Christopher L. Doster Employs His Usual Wit And Andy Roony-ish Style Of Sarcasm To Praise Glenn Beck And Sarah Palin While Bashing President Obama For All Current Problem Plaguing America Today...The GTL™ Sunday Column: “Ever-So-SLIGHTLY-Right-Of-Center” Gun Toting Liberal™ Sunday Columnist And Author Christopher L. Doster Employs His Usual Wit And Andy Roony-ish Style Of Sarcasm To Praise Glenn Beck And Sarah Palin While Bashing President Obama For All Current Problem Plaguing America Today…

“From Transforming America To Restoring Her Honor”

On October 31, 2008, President Barack Hussein Obama claimed that “we” were 5 days away from “fundamentally transforming America”. I have to give him credit for something he has accomplished, and one of the campaign promises kept, he has done his best to destroy the principles that created this once great free country.

Not to totally blame Mr. “Hope and Change”, as the liberal progressives have been employing policies since F.D.R. to turn the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave into Europe, but it’s obvious that “Yes we can” means nothing more than “we the government” and “you the people”; ya’ll do as we say and not what we do.

One man that has taken a stand is Glen Beck, conservative talk show host, author and great American. In an attempt to educate and wake up those ill informed among us, still clinging to the “hope” that liberals have all the answers, Mr. Beck founded the “Restoring Honor” rally in Washington D.C. on August 28, 2010.

As you would predict, the liberal icons of the NAACP claim Beck is “hijacking” the civil rights movement by having his rally on the same day and location as the great Martin Luther King speech 47 years prior. Mr. King had a “Dream” that has since become a nightmare, with those that perpetuate “racism” as their chosen profession, like Rev. Al Sharpton (CBS News).

The Niece of Martin Luther King has come forward to endorse the rally, claiming that America has lost her course…

I am attending this rally to help reclaim America,” she told “Good Morning America’s” Ron Claiborne today from Capitol Hill. “I’m joining Glenn to talk about faith, hope, charity, honor. Those are things that America needs to reclaim. Our children need to remember to love each other how to honor each other, their parents, God and their neighbors. I agree with Glenn on all of those principles. So that’s why I’m here. For me it’s principles over politics.” – Alveda King, Niece of Martin Luther King

Wonder if the mainstream media will report this fact on the evening news, or just cut to a clip of how awful the Bush administration was during Hurricane Katrina, as the 5 year anniversary is upon us…

Mr. Beck had a few supporters at this little event as well, with estimated attendance to be in the hundreds of thousands. Of course, the state controlled media will report a figure as fictitious as is this false “summer of recovery”. Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin spoke from her heart (Fox News) rather than a teleprompter…

Ms. Palin called for a renewal of American values. In a comment that appeared to be a veiled barb aimed at President Barack Obama and the Democratic agenda, she said: “We must not fundamentally transform America, as some would want. We must restore America and restore her honor.”WSJ

As the seasons transform the climate of our great land, so do the leaders we have elected. I can tell you on a personal level, that any “Transformation” implemented by this President and his one party rule in Congress, has NOT provided me with any inspiration whatsoever. In fact most taxpayers and business owners in my circle are terrified and disgusted. Regardless, we must honor that what has made this country great, even with all the scars upon its face. Thanks Mr. Beck, for reminding me and millions of other believers, that we need to RESTORE this country, not tear it down….

This Sunday Column was penned by the one and only CLD

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:

Christopher L. Doster began his career in the health care sales and marketing industry. After a 10 years in the corporate world, Chris launched his own business in the aesthetic field and later branded a consumer product distributed through national pharmacies. He has authored professional journal articles, several books, created advertising campaigns, and continues to champion the cause for individual freedom. You can also view more of Mr. Doster’s exclusive GTL™ Sunday Columns by clicking HERE and his personal homepage can be accessed by clicking HERE.

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Bill O’Reilly’s “DEEP” Dark Secret: Adult Film Reviewer For Liberal Newspaper

August 27th, 2010 · Conservatism, Duh!, Media, National Politics, Politics

Fox News’ O’Reilly Factor Star Was Once The Boston Phoenix Porn Expert…

Bill OReilly Fox News Factor Wrote-Porn Review Interview-Boston-Phoenix Boston college YoungFirst off — is anybody shocked at this news? After all, O’Reilly, along with fellow Fox News “anchor”, Geraldo Rivera (RUMORED birth name, “Jerry Rivers“) have often been unable to hide their fascination with all-things kinky and sexual (and hey — nothing wrong with that) while bringing the so-called “fair and balanced news” to millions of American households. Apparently, O’Reilly’s porn addiction goes way back in time — as in back to his college days where he moonlighted as the porn guru for the liberal publication mentioned previously.

Apparently, his successors at The Phoenix were shocked to learn the cable news star was an alumn of their publication after learning his book, A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity (2009) made one quick, short statement about his “dark past” (leaving out the juicy details, of course, so as not to alienate and/or offend his “family values” fans) and somebody working currently for his media alma mater, in utter disbelief, decided to dig through their pub’s archives. Yep — it was true alright. Amongst O’Reilly’s best pieces, The Phoenix staff discovered published writings on the classic The Devil in Miss Jones, Linda Lovlace and Deep Throat.

This is irresistable (a “snip”):

… Whoa. Whoa. Hold it right there Mr. Family Values. So that’s not one, but two stories in which O’Reilly interviews personalities in the adult film industry. I guess ol’ Bill isn’t lying when he says that he started out doing hard journalism (Zing!)

INDEED!

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Fluent In Ebonics? Unemployed? Uncle Sam Wants YOU!

August 24th, 2010 · Civil Liberties, Crime, Federal Agencies, Humor, National Politics, Politics, Satire, The Courts

Help Uncle Sam Win The War On Drugs! What ‘Chew Thinkin’ Man?

DEA Ebonics Translator Needed Wiretapping War On Drugs Assistance Fluent In Ebonics?  Unemployed?  Uncle Sam Wants YOU!Believe it or not, Ebonics — which mus’ be capitalized based upon da fact it iz now officially recognized as uh genuine American dialect. Should ya gots da skills — one o’ our great Uncle Sam’sbomb known three-letter agencies, da DEA, iz looking fo’ uh few pimp-tight men an’ biAtchez (Washington Post) ta aid dem in translating illegal (sorry, I meant LEGAL, o’ course) wiretapping operations on drug suspects…

Now, dis here ain’t uh “racial” thin’ — remember — dere iz PLENTY o’ whitey kids, Asian kids, Arab kids an’ other kids o’ every race moping around on our streets wiff they pants on da ground, too deez days. Apparently, da feds iz fed up wiff being unable ta dig’ what da suspects an’ perpetrators iz saying as dey listen in on potential drug dealers as dey plot they victimless crimes against humanity.

If ya iz fluent in Ebonics an’ out o’ werk — simply create an account HERE an’ sign up. Unc needs YOU. An’ real quicklike.

A special H/T goes out to Da Ebonics Site’s translator

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The GTL™ Sunday Column — “Sticks, Stones, Broken Bones…And The “N” Word” By Christopher L. Doster

August 22nd, 2010 · Christopher L. Doster, Conservatism, National Politics, Politics, President Obama, Rants

Gun Toting Liberal™ Sunday Columnist And Author Christopher L. Doster Employs His Usual Wit And Andy Roony-ish Style Of Sarcasm To Attack Those Who Have Attacked Doctor Laura Schlessinger For Uttering The N-Word Multiple Times On Live Talk Radio...The GTL™ Sunday Column: “Ever-So-SLIGHTLY-Right-Of-Center” Gun Toting Liberal™ Sunday Columnist And Author Christopher L. Doster Employs His Usual Wit And Andy Roony-ish Style Of Sarcasm To Attack Those Who Have Attacked Doctor Laura Schlessinger For Uttering The N-Word Multiple Times On Live Talk Radio…

I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t handle criticism well, especially when it’s unwarranted. If you want to get my Conservative defenses up, call me one of the many stereotypical names Liberals throw at anyone that disagrees with them. You know, like “racist” just because I oppose the Obama agenda. My favorite though is when I am labeled a “fascist” because I believe in capitalism and the free market. Still not sure how the Republican party can be classified as “fascist”, when it’s the Democrats that want us all marching in lock step with the “Regime” and their nanny state policies, but that’s a topic for another day.

Certainly anyone capable of reading this column can remember the childhood proverb intended to offset the inevitable human condition called, “growing up”…

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me”.

If we allow the N.E.A. to continue their public school agenda designed to completely eliminate competition and individuality, future generations will never be exposed to such a “mean spirited” phrase. Americans are becoming soft and weak. We don’t need more “sensitivity” training, we need tough love…

You see, that’s why I have always loved radio talk show host “Dr. Laura”. For over 15 years the Brooklyn born Laura Schlessinger has been talking calls and giving strong advice to millions of “Whiners” across America. Author as well as conservative commentator, her book, “Stop Whining and Start Living” says it all.

As you may have heard, if you’re not hypnotized by the reality show train wreck “Jersey Shore”, or any of the other mind numbing trash the media is passing off as entertainment, Dr. Laura recently said a “bad word”.

On August 10, 2010, a whiney black female called to complain about her white husband “ignoring” comments made by friends and family that she interpreted as “racial”. When pressed for specifics, she initially offered nothing but the typical weak and hypersensitive reaction to anything resembling a reference to skin color or culture. Come on honey, you’re black and you married a white guy, what do you expect, a parade for your compassion and tolerance? Seems she would have had “thicker skin”, in order to marry out of her own race, rather than worrying about skin color with “friends”.

Dr. Laura ripped into her as to how our society has become intolerant of the actual differences and realities between the races, and that we all need to “take a chill pill”. Too many are “hypersensitive” and we have lost the ability to “joke around” we each other, for fear of being “politically incorrect”, said Dr. Laura. Almost on cue, the caller then asks “what about the “N” word”, and claims that was her real complaint? Funny how when liberals are threatened, they always scream racism, or in this case the dreaded “N” word…

Of course, anytime you want the white man (or woman) to bow down and give up the argument, just mention the “N” word, and you win. So as the caller continued to whine about how she is becoming resentful of her husband’s “tolerance” of the supposed racial comments that are “hurting my feelings”, Dr. Laura made two excellent analogies.

To date, 88% of blacks approve of Barack Hussein Obama and HIS policies, HIS economy, HIS administration. Why; because of his success thus far, the effect his “Regime” has had on the country, or is it because he is “half-black”? If you want an example of “racism”, it’s the blind endorsement of Obama by blacks, blind to his ideology, incompetence, inexperience, but not his skin color.

Secondly, Dr. Laura went where no “white women” is allowed to go, she actually said the “N” word, aloud and on the air. That’s it, shut her down Liberals, she is evil and deserves to die, or so it seems in the media now. After the caller asked, “How about the “N” word, that’s thrown around”, the great Doctor retorts with the obvious, “What about Black guys, they say “N….” all the time, watch H.B.O. or listen to a black comic and that’s all you hear”….unquote.

Amen Dr. Laura, or should we say “Obamen” in honor of the “Post racial President”, who was supposed to “bring us all together”, when in fact, race relations are worse than before his “anointment” The caller exposed herself as the real “racist” with an agenda, when she claimed that “White people are afraid because a black man is taking over the nation”. So much for the content of one’s character, with many it’s still the color of your skin, and who is allowed say the “N” word.

Dr. Laura has since announced her retirement from radio, when in fact it should have been the whiney black women retiring from ever calling a radio show again, what a joke. With a chip on her shoulder and a fight to pick, many in this country are like this caller with “Too much sensitivity and not enough sense of humor”…

“I want to be able to say what’s on my mind and in my heart and what I think is helpful and useful without somebody getting angry or some special-interest group deciding this is a time to silence a voice of dissent.”Dr. Laura

It’s been said that everything we need to know we learn in kindergarten. Well apparently many of us realize that “sticks and stones will break our bones”, but “N” words can only hurt if you’re “white”….

“Sticks, Stones, Broken Bones…And The “N” Word”

This Sunday Column was penned by the one and only CLD

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:

Christopher L. Doster began his career in the health care sales and marketing industry. After a 10 years in the corporate world, Chris launched his own business in the aesthetic field and later branded a consumer product distributed through national pharmacies. He has authored professional journal articles, several books, created advertising campaigns, and continues to champion the cause for individual freedom. You can also view more of Mr. Doster’s exclusive GTL™ Sunday Columns by clicking HERE and his personal homepage can be accessed by clicking HERE.

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