21.7 Million Republican Leaning Households; 33.6 Million Republicans Watched Barry’s Infomercial
Folks, there is no doubt — Barry has swayed MILLIONS of voters previously-leaning toward Sarah Palin sdekick and al-Qaeda’s favorite candidate, Señor Juan Sidney McCain of Arizona the great nation of Panama with his historical thirty minute infomercial according to Nielsen Wire (unless I misread something there — it IS possible due to my nearsightedness I’ll admit). Video Professor CEO and founder, John W. Scherer, couldn’t have been more pleased with the MILLIONS of dollars Barry Obama was able to generate despite “Steve’s” demand for a huge cut of the business — rumored to be 20% of all gross sales.
Again, if I read and comprehended that Nielsen report correctly; Obama was reaching out to millions of Republican voters, whom, like Señor McCain himself, can barely even turn on a computer, much less check and send email, and it was a HUGE success. Barry “Steve”, fearing an unlikely, yet possible late-hour rally by the Señor McCain Paŕa Él Presidenté Campaign could hand a bunch of computer illiterate Republican-types the extradordinary power in the White House, struck the deal with Scherer in an effort to both put “country first” AND tuck a few bucks into his retirement account at the same time. How do we know these were all GOP supporters who tuned in? Easy answer — liberals already KNOW what the Obama – “O” Biden team have to say and they already KNOW how to turn their PC’s and laptops on.
In fact, rumor has it, even Juan Sidney Mac himself was swayed by “The One’s” presentation, even he called the 1-800 number on the screen and ordered the Video Professor’s “How To Turn Your Computer On And Surf The Internets” DVD Barry “O” was pushing in his infomercial. It is great news for America to stop and THINK — no matter WHOM wins the race to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, either candidate and perhaps (in the case of a Señor McCain upset) even tens of THOUSANDS of GOP voters will at least know how to surf the Blogospheres and the Internets.
KUDOS to Barry Obama for what amounts to a HUGE public service announcement, even if there were some financial advantages involved and KUDOS to John W. Scherer for realizing he IS the world’s most annoying “pitchman” in television and recognizing the need to reach out to somebody else who can deliver a sales pitch without begging and whining for hours.
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See Also: Marc Ambinder of The Atlantic; Andrew Sullivan of The Daily Dish; Drudge Retort; The Moderate Voice; Michelle Malkin (RIGHT) live blogged it and ordered the DVD; Donklephant; Papamoka Straight Talk (my bruh — Matthew O’Keefe); Crooks and Liars; The Impolitic (has the full video); The Left Coaster; Shakesville
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12:38 pm on October 31st, 2008 1
I do believe that how a candidate runs his campaign is at least a good indicator of how he might be able to run his presidency, and Obama’s campaign has totally kicked ass. Despite the huge number of ignorant, bigoted, red-neck Republicans in this country, and the large number of rigged voting machines and other forms of typical Repuglican voter suppression, it looks like he might just pull this off. It will be good for America to have a literate President again.
1:55 pm on October 31st, 2008 2
Yeah, ACORN will make sure Obama wins, by hook or crook. When you have 350 million registered democrats and they cast 700 million ballots, it’s hard to lose. Or when ACORN and its supporters cast 60 or 70 votes each in each of 6 or 7 states, how can you lose?
7:25 pm on October 31st, 2008 3
Documented cases of voter fraud by Democrats has actually been quite rare for several generations now but voter suppression and disenfranchisement by the GOP is still business as usual.
Have a great weekend.
8:47 pm on October 31st, 2008 4
The GOP can’t stand a taste of their own medicine for once. They are the one’s with a screwed up campaign all the way down to claiming an election being rigged….funny.
By the way, A LOT of republicans I’m speaking to are either not voting or voting for Obama now. They are disgusted.
2:53 am on November 1st, 2008 5
I haven’t spoken to many that will vote for Obama but few are enthusiastic about McLame, that’s for sure.