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Fluent In Ebonics? Unemployed? Uncle Sam Wants YOU!

August 24th, 2010 · 27 Comments · Civil Liberties, Crime, Federal Agencies, Humor, National Politics, Politics, Satire, The Courts

Help Uncle Sam Win The War On Drugs! What ‘Chew Thinkin’ Man? Believe it or not, Ebonics — which mus’ be capitalized based upon da fact it iz now officially recognized as uh genuine American dialect. Should ya gots da skills — one o’ our great Uncle Sam’sbomb known three-letter agencies, da DEA, iz looking [...]

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FEDS (FDA) Nix “Female Viagra” Sending Manufacturer Boehringer Ingelheim And Disappointed Males Back To Square One

June 19th, 2010 · 4 Comments · Federal Agencies, Health Care, Misc, National Politics, Politics, Rants

Thanks To The Food And Drug Administration, Millions Of American Men Are Let Down Once Again By The Federal Government — There Will Be No Hordes Of Sexually Excited Ladies Out On The Hunt For Us… Left and Right straight guys alike, along with our fellow Citizens of lesbian persuation, it’s time to drown our [...]

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Sarah’s Got A Boob Job, Daddy Doesn’t Sleep At Night…

June 10th, 2010 · 15 Comments · Duh!, Humor, National Politics, Politics, Satire

Rumor Mill Says Sarah “The Barracuda” Palin Has Had A Breast Enlargement Job… Folks, you won’t find this photo of my former Wasilla, Alaska classmate, a.k.a., “The Barracuda”, anywhere but here — it’s a GTL™ EXCLUSIVE. I’ve gone out of my way to obtain this photo of Ms. Palin from that “creepy stalker-journalist-guy” (Kansas City [...]

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Busted! (Most Likely) G.O.P. Voters At The Security And Exchange Commission Were Fiddling Around Viewing “Girlie Sites” While The Titanic Sunk

April 23rd, 2010 · 5 Comments · Conservatism, Corruption, Duh!, Federal Agencies, Humor, National Politics, Politics, Think

SEC Official Says Upper Wage Earners On Federal Dime Were Regular Surfing Guests Of Naughty.Com, Skankwire and Youporn (Etc.) While “Working” On The Taxpayers’ Dime… Well, now we know how Bernie Madoff’s ponzi scheme flew under the radar for so long — the mid-level bosses of the SEC were too busy surfing porn sites (ABCNews) [...]

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Potential Serial Killer And Republican Presidential Candidate Willard “Mitt” Romney Vocalizes Disdain For ObamaCare RomneyCare

March 27th, 2010 · 9 Comments · Conservatism, Duh!, Election 2010, Elections, Health Care, National Politics, Politics, Presidency 2012, President Obama, Rants, State Politics, Think

Willard Romney Pulls Out All The Stops And Attacks Socialized Health Care Plan Eerily Similar To The Same One He Signed Into Law As Massachusetts Governor… Okay, we all know Willard “Mitt” Romney is, perhaps, the most dangerous man who has ever run for the presidency due to the fact the former Republican governor of [...]

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