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Entries Tagged as 'Political Humor'

Fluent In Ebonics? Unemployed? Uncle Sam Wants YOU!

August 24th, 2010 · 27 Comments · Civil Liberties, Crime, Federal Agencies, Humor, National Politics, Politics, Satire, The Courts

Help Uncle Sam Win The War On Drugs! What ‘Chew Thinkin’ Man? Believe it or not, Ebonics — which mus’ be capitalized based upon da fact it iz now officially recognized as uh genuine American dialect. Should ya gots da skills — one o’ our great Uncle Sam’sbomb known three-letter agencies, da DEA, iz looking [...]

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SHOCKING VIDEO: President Obama Smoking On Gulf Coast Beach With [Former] BP CEO Tony Hayward

July 29th, 2010 · 28 Comments · Environment, Humor, National Politics, Politics, President Obama

President Obama Demonstrates The TRUE Dangers And Consequences Of Smoking… Folks, those of us who have or do smoke cigarettes know how hard it can be to quit. As for MOI, I will NEVER quit — a “quitter” I am NOT. As for the president, we all know he’s been struggling with killing the habit [...]

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Al Gore: Crazed Sex Poodle, Modern-Day Chicken Little, None Of The Above Or All Of The Above?

July 2nd, 2010 · 9 Comments · Crime, Humor, National Politics, Politics

Self-Described “Birkenstock Tribe” Member And Portland Massage Therapist Alleges She Was Urged By Fellow “Birkies” To Stay Mum About Alleged Gorester Assault In Order To Save The World From Global Warming… Okay, we all know when a person is sexually assaulted, it makes sense to call the cops as soon as humanly possible, right? Allegedly, [...]

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FEDS (FDA) Nix “Female Viagra” Sending Manufacturer Boehringer Ingelheim And Disappointed Males Back To Square One

June 19th, 2010 · 4 Comments · Federal Agencies, Health Care, Misc, National Politics, Politics, Rants

Thanks To The Food And Drug Administration, Millions Of American Men Are Let Down Once Again By The Federal Government — There Will Be No Hordes Of Sexually Excited Ladies Out On The Hunt For Us… Left and Right straight guys alike, along with our fellow Citizens of lesbian persuation, it’s time to drown our [...]

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Sarah’s Got A Boob Job, Daddy Doesn’t Sleep At Night…

June 10th, 2010 · 15 Comments · Duh!, Humor, National Politics, Politics, Satire

Rumor Mill Says Sarah “The Barracuda” Palin Has Had A Breast Enlargement Job… Folks, you won’t find this photo of my former Wasilla, Alaska classmate, a.k.a., “The Barracuda”, anywhere but here — it’s a GTL™ EXCLUSIVE. I’ve gone out of my way to obtain this photo of Ms. Palin from that “creepy stalker-journalist-guy” (Kansas City [...]

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