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Entries Tagged as 'Humor'

Fluent In Ebonics? Unemployed? Uncle Sam Wants YOU!

August 24th, 2010 · 27 Comments · Civil Liberties, Crime, Federal Agencies, Humor, National Politics, Politics, Satire, The Courts

Help Uncle Sam Win The War On Drugs! What ‘Chew Thinkin’ Man? Believe it or not, Ebonics — which mus’ be capitalized based upon da fact it iz now officially recognized as uh genuine American dialect. Should ya gots da skills — one o’ our great Uncle Sam’sbomb known three-letter agencies, da DEA, iz looking [...]

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SHOCKING VIDEO: President Obama Smoking On Gulf Coast Beach With [Former] BP CEO Tony Hayward

July 29th, 2010 · 28 Comments · Environment, Humor, National Politics, Politics, President Obama

President Obama Demonstrates The TRUE Dangers And Consequences Of Smoking… Folks, those of us who have or do smoke cigarettes know how hard it can be to quit. As for MOI, I will NEVER quit — a “quitter” I am NOT. As for the president, we all know he’s been struggling with killing the habit [...]

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FEDS (FDA) Nix “Female Viagra” Sending Manufacturer Boehringer Ingelheim And Disappointed Males Back To Square One

June 19th, 2010 · 4 Comments · Federal Agencies, Health Care, Misc, National Politics, Politics, Rants

Thanks To The Food And Drug Administration, Millions Of American Men Are Let Down Once Again By The Federal Government — There Will Be No Hordes Of Sexually Excited Ladies Out On The Hunt For Us… Left and Right straight guys alike, along with our fellow Citizens of lesbian persuation, it’s time to drown our [...]

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Sarah’s Got A Boob Job, Daddy Doesn’t Sleep At Night…

June 10th, 2010 · 15 Comments · Duh!, Humor, National Politics, Politics, Satire

Rumor Mill Says Sarah “The Barracuda” Palin Has Had A Breast Enlargement Job… Folks, you won’t find this photo of my former Wasilla, Alaska classmate, a.k.a., “The Barracuda”, anywhere but here — it’s a GTL™ EXCLUSIVE. I’ve gone out of my way to obtain this photo of Ms. Palin from that “creepy stalker-journalist-guy” (Kansas City [...]

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My Personal Apology To Tiger Woods And The Rest Of My Fellow World Citizens

April 7th, 2010 · 22 Comments · Conservatism, Duh!, Humor, Media, Misc, Politics, Satire, Sports, Think

The GTL™ Takes The Late Opportunity To Apologize For His OWN “Transgressions” Against The World’s Greatest Golfer And Society As A Whole… Dear Tiger (And The Rest Of My Fellow World Citizens): I’ve kept this to myself for decades, living with a 2,000 pound gorilla on my back and the time has come to shed [...]

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