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Is Glenn Beck The Latest “New Face Of The G.O.P.”?

August 31st, 2010 · 12 Comments · 1st Amendment, Conservatism, Duh!, National Politics, Politics, Think

Move Over, Limbaugh, Palin And Steele — Glenn Beck Is The New Kid In Republi-Town… Our “Ever-So-SLIGHTLY-Right-Of-Center” Sunday Columnist, Christopher L. Doster, firmly stands by his excited ovestimate of Glenn Beck’s “Restoring Honor” rally’s attendance somewhere in the neighborhood of hundreds of millions (although, many other organizations’ estimates have guessed there may have been more [...]

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Bill O’Reilly’s “DEEP” Dark Secret: Adult Film Reviewer For Liberal Newspaper

August 27th, 2010 · 17 Comments · Conservatism, Duh!, Media, National Politics, Politics

Fox News’ O’Reilly Factor Star Was Once The Boston Phoenix Porn Expert… First off — is anybody shocked at this news? After all, O’Reilly, along with fellow Fox News “anchor”, Geraldo Rivera (RUMORED birth name, “Jerry Rivers“) have often been unable to hide their fascination with all-things kinky and sexual (and hey — nothing wrong [...]

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Fluent In Ebonics? Unemployed? Uncle Sam Wants YOU!

August 24th, 2010 · 27 Comments · Civil Liberties, Crime, Federal Agencies, Humor, National Politics, Politics, Satire, The Courts

Help Uncle Sam Win The War On Drugs! What ‘Chew Thinkin’ Man? Believe it or not, Ebonics — which mus’ be capitalized based upon da fact it iz now officially recognized as uh genuine American dialect. Should ya gots da skills — one o’ our great Uncle Sam’sbomb known three-letter agencies, da DEA, iz looking [...]

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The GTL™ Sunday Column — “Sticks, Stones, Broken Bones…And The “N” Word” By Christopher L. Doster

August 22nd, 2010 · 68 Comments · Christopher L. Doster, Conservatism, National Politics, Politics, President Obama, Rants

The GTL™ Sunday Column: “Ever-So-SLIGHTLY-Right-Of-Center” Gun Toting Liberal™ Sunday Columnist And Author Christopher L. Doster Employs His Usual Wit And Andy Roony-ish Style Of Sarcasm To Attack Those Who Have Attacked Doctor Laura Schlessinger For Uttering The N-Word Multiple Times On Live Talk Radio… I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t handle criticism [...]

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Rod Blagojevich, A.K.A., “The Cabbage Patch Kid”: Criminal Or Typical Stupid Politician?

July 27th, 2010 · 11 Comments · 1st Amendment, Crime, Federal Agencies, National Politics, Politics, President Obama, Senate, The Courts, Think

Defense Lawyer In Closing Statement To Jurors In Blago Corruption Trial: My Client May Be A Doomass But He’s No Criminal… So, the prosecution has made their closing arguments in The Cabbage Patch Kid’s corruption trail and today, the defense has made theirs today and now it is up to the jury to decide (New [...]

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