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Was Todd “First Dood” Palin The REAL Governor Of Alaska While Sarah Cooked And Cleaned For Him?

February 6th, 2010 · 4 Comments · Conservatism, Elections, National Politics, Politics, Presidency 2012, Rants, State Politics, Think

Todd Palin Emails Show The “First Dood” Might Have Actually Run The State Of Alaska While Sarah “The Barracuda” Cheered Him On…

Palin emails from alaska governor reveal Todd first dood Palin was perhaps as if not more powerful in Alaska government than his wife Sarah Palin

REAL Alaska Governor Todd, The First Dood Palin Signs A Bill Into Law As His Assistant Sarah, The Barracuda Palin Cheers Him On...

With the Tea Party Convention in full-swing behind the powerful presence of the lovely Mrs. Sarah Palin as their keynote speaker (The NYT) and undeclared “Teabagger Diety”, one must wonder who REALLY is the “voice” and “deity” of the moment now that it’s been revealed (The Christian Science Monitor) her former “First Hubby” could have been the REAL governor of Alaska all along. Are we really listening to “Sarah Palin Unplugged” or are we really listening to “Todd Palin Unplugged” via those sexy lips of hers everytime she starts blabbing at a microphone?

Most certainly a legitimate question now that we’ve learned through emails obtained via the FOIA the fact that Mr. Palin himself made some pretty important “gubernortorial” decisions in the capacity of an “unpaid adviser” role to his former governor(?) wife during her short stay at the top of Alaska’s Executive Branch, isn’t it? Oh, and remember who is asking the questions here — a former classmate of BOTH of these people — attended Wasilla Junior High School with Sarah (Heath — now Palin) for a couple of years before moving up to Glennallen to both attend school and play on the varsity basketball team with Todd (“First Dood”) Palin. Does that make me kind of “special”? You BET it does — not because of who they are today but because of who I remember both of these folks to have been, personality-wise. Oh, and IF these two “High School Sweethearts” ever attended high school together, I most certainly don’t remember it since both Glennallen and Wasilla are almost 200 miles apart. HMMM.

Sarah was the nice, pretty, intelligent girl in school — perhaps, the most of ALL of the aforementioned adjectives applied. Todd, on the other hand, was a nice enough guy I suppose but he DEFINITELY struck me as the more relentless power-seeker between these two folks. He was also the one more born with the proverbial “silver spoon” than his (now) better half. Whether we’re talking about business, racing, playing hoops or chasing the ladies, the former “First Dood” was relentlessly competitive despite the fact his other half obtained the nickname of “The Barracuda” in high school. The most likely to succeeed between the two? Definitely Todd Palin, if for no other reason than for the fact he INHERITED a fleet of fishing boats worth millions from his family sometime after high school. It never really made sense to me — Sarah being the governor and Todd being the (yeah, RIGHT) “blue collar” pumphouse guy — freezing his butt off on the North Slope. Now it finally does.

I fully believe to this very day it is Todd Palin who vacated the Alaska State Governorship, if only by proxy and after the revelation of those emails, I fully believe it is Todd Palin who we can assume is behind the (highly PROFITABLE) Tea Party movement and until I’m proven wrong, I’m sticking TO that belief. It’s also my belief Mr. “First Dood” has higher aspirations than that, like, oh, say… a “Hillary Clinton-esque”, behind-the-scenes presidency in 2012 but hey — that’s just MOI.

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    4 Comments so far ↓

    • Joe Lovell

      LOL, well, after all, our current SecState was the real president for 8 years.

      • SJ

        @Joe Lovell,

        There really is no liberal defense for the Obama admin and Democratic controlled congress, so I would expect liberal bloggers to spend time attacking tea partiers and other such movements for damage control.

        • Joe Lovell

          @SJ, Just business as usual, SJ. In the past 40 years, other than Watergate, how much substance has the small l liberal side had?

    • F&B

      I just can’t believe anyone is surprised by this. Hasn’t it been clear from the beginning of the Sarah Palin show that, as usual, the guy was the one who was really in charge and the “gal” was just so much arm candy.

      If the whole left wing wasn’t so worried about being PC and trying to prove they’re not gay, this issue would never even have been raised.

      Of course Todd was the one who was making the decisions. Geez, dems, wake up and smell the cofee. I always thought that went without saying.

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