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June 22nd, 2009 at 9:13 pm

Amber Alert: South Carolina’s Republican Governor Mark Sanford Has Been Missing And Completely Off Of The Radar Screen Since Last Thursday…

Commander-In-Chief Of Both The National And Air National Guards Of South Carolina Unreachablel; Rumor Mill Says He Needed To Get Away From The Wife And Kids So He Could Concentrate On His Writing…

That’s correct, dear readers — South Carolina Governor Mark Samford snuck out of his home state without notifying his wife, his kids, his successor or even his “S.C. version of The Secret Service”d in pursuit of a “writing career” (The State) [?] While Governor Sanford is still officially classified as “Missing In Action” (“MIA”) at this time, some reports are claiming he has been spotted alive and well in Atlanta, Georgia hanging around at some of the more racy nightclubs in “Hotlanta” throughout his extended weekend off, complaining about kids, the draining workload behind running a successful governorship, the wife’s constant carping about his “whereabouts”, etc., etc., etc.

<center><strong>Amber Alerts Are In Effect For Missing GOP Governor Mark Sanford And Former Democratic Senator Tom Daschle...</center></strong>

Amber Alerts Are In Effect For Missing GOP Governor Mark Sanford And Former Democratic Senator Tom Daschle...

Meanwhile, his children’s, his wife’s, and even his successor in the event of state or national emergency, Lt. Governor Andre Bauers’ text messages, emails, Tweets, Facebook Wall messages and phone calls have been completely ignored while the Republican governor seemingly is more interested in writing and pursuing those midlife crisis inhibitions many of we males in our forties are familiar with than sending a simple “Daddy’s okay and loves you; just needs to sort a few things out” text message or email. Can’t blame the man either — I’d like to do the same. Fortunately for my fellow Americans though, I’m a only a lowly Staff Sergeant in the military and a far cry from the ranks of “Commander-In-Chief-Dom” on ANY level.

That said, thank God the Amber Alert system seems to be working and Governor Mark Sanford appears to be alive and well; perhaps, just sewing a “wild oat” or three. While we’re at it, let us bow and pray for the whereabouts of former Senator Tom Daschle to be revealed sometime soon as well.

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  • H/T goes yet again to MemeOrandum for the pull
  • See how some of my favorite bloggers react (both sides of the political aisle seem to be somewhat united on the topic): The Raw Story says this is a “bad comedy“; Don Surber of The Charleston Daily Mail (Far Right) admonishes the Governor and even goes as far as to label his disappearing act as “EVIL” on his Daily Scoreboard feature; ALLAHPUNDIT of Hot Air (Far Right) is no less forgiving; Nicole Belle of Crooks and Liars says this only brings up more questions than answers for Governor Sanford…

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    • Doomed
      9:11 am on June 23rd, 2009 1

      All I can say is America made a judgement and it was wrong.

    • Joe Lovell
      10:07 am on June 23rd, 2009 2

      Well, his office knew roughly where he was. And sounds like somone could have reached him in a few hours. In a real emergency the Lt. Gov takes action. Hell, the former junior senator from IL in the White House is equally out of touch. Just that he hasn’t gone anywhere.

      Well, he has taken 4 world tours in 5 months, so he has gone places. And shown us just how out of touch he is.

    • Doomed
      10:54 am on June 23rd, 2009 3

      Yeah Barak Obama poll numbers are dropping…down to 58 percent now. N. Korea is firing missiles. Iran is in chaos. Barak Obama is making a judgement. That judgement is to..ah…well…lets see…what does the Daily Kos and Huffpo suggest I do?

      Health care is going to guarantee that not another single full time American will be hired in the future because only FULL time employees must have mandatory health care. Small business is going to be run out of business because they cannot afford 1500 a month per employee in health care.

      The democrats are RAPING our economy in the name of CRISIS…Catastrophe and any other flashy adjective they can pen for the fact that America has grown into the largest and most powerful Free market, Freedom loving nation on earth.

      Wealth redistribution is a must. But thru it all the story of the day on the left blogs is that the republican govenor of SC took a short leave.

      No people. Stop letting GTL and the rest of the left blogsphere deflect the heat from the embicille that the American People put in charge who cannot even stand up to his own party.

      Keep the focus on Obama, Reid, Pelosi and the democrat Fascist machine that is pillaging America in the name of their Fascist/socialist agenda.

      America made a judgement and they are already starting to regret that decision. The EXACT same thing occurred when Carter was in office about 6-9 months. People were saying OMG what have we done. Especially when he started giving speeches telling us to not be so depressed.

    • Mike Hatcher
      12:50 pm on June 23rd, 2009 4

      All is well again. It turns out he was taking the underground railroad to escape the enslavement of stimulus money. Unfortunately, legislation from a judge (The fugitive stimulus money act) has forced the governor back to his state to spend the money he was running from.

    • Chuck
      12:56 pm on June 23rd, 2009 5

      GTL

      What is it with y’all pinko’s and Republican Governors? Y’all turn into rabid haters. Where’s the love Bro? We don’t go off your gay lover gov’s or your spanky-luv gov’s or your Office-sellin’ gov’s, or your Steriod Crazed gov’s.

      So…c’mon, give a brother a break. Lighten up on our chillbilly’s and redneck’s. Embrace the diversity dude. :-)

    • Katy
      7:16 pm on June 23rd, 2009 6

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    • Joe Lovell
      9:31 pm on June 23rd, 2009 7

      Hey, Katy. Welcome. I’ve been around here a few years, I think you will like it. Guns posts every day or two. Used to be pretty good, but the past few months has been kind of delusional. I think maybe he has run out of beer or pork rinds or something.

    • The GTL™
      10:14 pm on June 23rd, 2009 8

      Heh… yeah, what Joe said… and thanks for the kind words, Ma’am. Please tell your friends about us ;-)

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