THE GUN TOTING LIBERAL™

Frankly, I don’t know how we can be any more simplistic on this one. For example, just yesterday, I believe I did a fairly good job, with a little bit of help from my friends of the mainstream media and YouTube in exposing House Liar Nancy Pelosi as a scandalous, lying, accessory to the Cheney-Bush torture team’s little “waterboarding fetish”. She knew all about it; was briefed with all of the dispicable, gory details by the CIA after (most likely) a twisted, kinky little BDSM orgasm, slammed her wooden gavel upon the table and went: “WOOO-HOOO! You GO, BOYS!”

After that fateful day, Ms. Pelosi Legosi spent much energy demanding investigations of the CIA, the military and the Cheney-Bush Administration for the involvement in what she herself was a willing accessory to — the Cheney-Bush-Pelosi (in the order of their presidential succession) “torture program”. Only, Ms. Legosi must have been convinced she would never be BUSTED. After all, in the two-party system CARTEL, in public they disagree while behind the doors of the smoke filled rooms, they high-five each other over how great they’re doing as a team — firm believer of that, by the way. Prove me wrong.

Now, back to Nancy Legosi (stolen shamlessly from my favorite far-right independent radio shock-jock, Michael Savage who has been BANNED from Great Britain for no good reason, by the way — whether or not you like what the man has to say, support Mr. Savage and Freedom of Speech HERE — Liberals could be next). If you clicked on my earlier link, you learned she blamed our hard working men and women of the Central Intelligence Agency for “lying” to her. Turns out, the only one lying [ahem... allegedly] is Ms. Legosi herself — the CIA is saying she was in the mix from the word “go”. I agree with Ms. Legosi’s earlier demands to let the torture investigations BEGIN.

Newt “I’m generally an idiot” Gingrich brings up a great point. With her waffling and “I don’t recalls”, the woman is either a lying, untrustworthy person or she is incompetent to hold this nation’s third-most important seat. My point? Remember just last week when President Barack Hussein Obama and Vice President Joe Biden were hanging out together at a hamburger joint, salivating over their meal at Ray’s Hell Burger (Associated Content)? Just some food for thought: just what if some former paid G.O.P. staffer such as serial killer and now-dead-guy, Ted Bundy showed up and — God forbid — offed the two of them as they enjoyed their Hell Burgers? Guess who our new president is? That’s right, Nancy Legosi…