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Joe The Plunger Strikes Again: Some Of My Best Friends Are Gay But It’ll Be A Cold Day In Hell When I Allow Them Near My Children

May 4th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Civil Liberties, Conservatism, Duh!, Media, National Politics, Politics, Rants, Religion, State Politics, Think

Joe The Plumber AKA Sam Wurzelbacher cannot keep his mouth shut - this time attacks gays and says they need to stay away from his children...“Joe The Plumber Plunger”, a.k.a., Samuel Wurzelbacher Opens Mouth And Inserts Foot Once Again (Christianity Today)

This guy just never stops, does he? It was just over a month ago when he showed up at a rally in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania to protest against a huge gathering of Employee Free Choice Act (“EFCA”) activists, then FAILED MISERABLY to even explain the most rudimentary elements of the EFCA proposal he “oh-so opposed” when pinned down by the mainstream media.

“I know a little about a lot but don’t know everything about everything” (paraphrased, I believe), he answered in a more-than gruffy manner before fading away into the sunset just to be a “no show” at the Philadelphia rally planned just hours afterward. While it would be a Blessing if the man had stayed a “no show” in general, here he comes again with an even MORE preposterous statement. Just when, oh WHEN will this doomass’ fifteen minutes of fame end? Or is he rapidly evolving into the missing link referred to by many recently as “The New Face Of The G.O.P.“?

Andrew Sullivan of The Daily Dish puts it this-a-way:

“… Sam Wurzelbacher has every right to keep his children away from anyone. But he is instilling bigotry at an early age. …”

Unfortunately, it is with a heavy heart I must add: “The Plunger”, unfortunately, has procreated (we cannot do a thing about it now — no sense in crying over spilt milk, right?) and sadly, there is a grave danger to society his offspring might do so as well given the way they are being raised by “Dear Ole’ Dad”. If this is the way “The Plunger” is going to spread his seed and his pea-brained ideals, perhaps society would be best served if his offspring were to become asexual, or better yet — take off for college and establish a new physical address at the very soonest opportunity possible.

Come out of the closet, Mr. Plunger. Until you do, you fit right in with the rest of your closeted G.O.P. buddies who are oftimes seen lurking within the Hallowed Halls of Congress.

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    3 Comments so far ↓

    • Joe Lovell

      Yeah, it is OK for parents to keep their children away from us evil gun owners but not OK for parents to want to keep their kids away from homosexuals. Can you say double standard? I see that you are coming down firmly AGAINST freedom of association here. Oh, but wait, I bet you are still in favor of gyms for women only. And all black organizations. And hispanic only associations, and so on. For some reason it is only a white guy who doesn’t have that freedom.

      Actually, this nimrod sounds as if he would fit in perfectly with Dear Leaders cabinet.

    • Chuck

      GTL

      C’mon…you can..do..better..tha..ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

    • Papamoka

      What this scumbag alleged plumber is saying is out right racist and frankly stereotyping an entire class of people. Ya, I want all you Irish to stay away from my kids because we all know you are just drunkards. That goes for your seven year old and your ten year old child too. Its just inevitable that they too will become drunks and alcaholics like their parents must be now. Your arguement is ludicrous Joe and you know it! The guy is a **Beeping** racist and you actually believe him to be credible in his thoughts? (no offense to the Irish, I’m Irish and would rather bash my own heritage than someone elses)

      I feel really sad for Joe the Alleged plumber because he is keeping his children from learning and accepting that there are all kinds of people in this world, some own guns, some have black skin, some speak funny languages, and some just happen to be gay or lesbian. Then there are the racist idiots that we need to show them what NOT to grow up and become as an adult.

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