“ShamWow Guy” Becomes “SlamPow guy” When “Sex Worker” Allegedly Chooses To Skip The “Bite Your Tongue” Thing And Decides To Bite His Tongue Herself
If you’ve watched Fox News on a daily basis as I have for years (“Fair And Balanced”, right?), you’d have most likely grown as tired of watching the “SlamPow guy’s” pushy, misleading, 30-second infomercials as much as I have by now. Who’s right and who’s wrong? YOU be the judge…
From The Smoking Gun (H/T to MemeOrandum for the pull):
ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl“… Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. …”
Definitely a crime. This hooker should be awarded some sort of a medal for doing what the “ShamPow” guy should have done long ago — biting this annoying *&&^’s tongue of his.
We can only hope and pray this guy will be unable to speak for weeks or months to come…
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12:10 pm on March 28th, 2009 1
She should have waited a little and bit something else OFF.
2:24 pm on March 28th, 2009 2
I thought a ShamWow was that thing that puts down totems and heals my shadow priest in Naxxramas…
6:12 pm on March 28th, 2009 3
This has NOTHING to do with this story, but I have nowhere else to put it here, and I wanted to share the wealth:
Most Dangerous Chocolate Cake in the World
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The most dangerous cake recipe
5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
a small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug
Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts (high).
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don’t be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).
And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?
Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!
10:03 pm on March 28th, 2009 4
My 7 year old daughter tries to get me to buy his products every time we see them. How I wish I could tell her about this
2:16 pm on March 30th, 2009 5
OK Joe Lovell, I am now convinced that you are evil. Or you at least have an evil streak. But thanks for the recipe anyway
GTL, why are you trying to tie this guy to Fox News? That really is lame. I usually see this guy pushing his microfiber cloth on Discovery channel.
10:36 pm on March 30th, 2009 6
You KNOW why, FandB — I’m biased and even more “evil” than Mr. Lovell
10:40 am on March 31st, 2009 7
Wassa matter, FandB? No self control? Be hittng the pantry and microwave every hour and making fresh cake for yourself?