Loading ...REPORT: Former God And Jesus Leader And Former New Life Church Pastor’s “Sexual Indescretions” Were Much More Plentiful And With More People Involved Than Previously Disclosed
Have you been wondering what had ever happened to “The Tedster” since the last reports from many moons ago saying his “gayness” had been “miraculously” healed by the Glory Of God? I know I’ve personally been preocupied with his whereabouts and “what’s-he-up-to’s” ever since then along with (I’m just guessing) yourselves and all of our friends and family members. Well, folks — thanks to the Associated Press (Yahoo! News), we can all sleep at night again.
Hypocrite ALERT -- Former Evangelical King Ted 'I Think I Know What You Did Last Night' Haggard's Twisted Web Was MUCH Larger Than Ever Suspected...
But, you see — Ole’ Teddy Boy was a much, MUCH larger hypocrite and a MUCH “badder boy” than anybody outside of New Life Church had even began to suspect. New Life had paid off one of his (young, YOUNG adult) victims; one of Uncle Ted’s congregants at the time according to the current New Life Pastor Brady Boyd. OOPS. Well, he didn’t REALLY say they “paid him off”, he said they did NOT actually pay him off; they just felt really sorry for the young man so they paid for his college education and paid for his counselling in exchange for his promise to keep his mouth shut about it. My bad — that misinterpretation could have happened to anybody, correct? My first thought was “hush money” but now I see how wrong I was upon second look.
Silence? Not anymore. Now that The Tedster’s hoping to capitalize off of his personal and not-all-that-unique, I’m sure, “closeted gay hypocrite hellfire and brimstone pastor” story, the young man has decided to go public and frankly, who could blame him for doing so? Oh, and it turns out there was yet, ANOTHER guy who was fired immediately after Uncle Teddy was for “sexual indiscretions”, too. With The Tedster? “Pastor” Boyd wouldn’t say but hey, if I were a skeptic (and of course, I’m the furthest thing from it), I might — MIGHT just assume he and Uncle Teddy might have rolled around in the proverbial “sack” a few times also. Of course, I’m probably wrong again — I frequently am.
Good luck, Uncle Teddy. You might have a nice long line of young men waiting out there, cheering for your monetary success with your so-called (far from complete — it should be titled “The Trials of Ted Haggard — The Continuing Saga Part I“) HBO documentary so they can come after you in the courts for a nice little bit of “wealth re-distribution”… And it would serve you absolutely right, Sir.
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