THE GUN TOTING LIBERAL™

Don't Weep, Fellow Cheney-Bush Fans!!! Barack Obama Will Pardon Them Soon Enough!

But you know, in a way, I do hope House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and House Judiciary Committee Chairman, Congressman John Conyers (D-Of COURSE), are serious about following through with their veiled threats to toss these patriotic superheros into the clink (FoxNews) for a few days just so the (necessarily — at the time) “bloated” Executive Branch and SuperBranch powers will be a “no-no” for Steve and Joey in their sure-to-be four-and-out term in the Oval Office. For one, and this is just common sense — these two guys cannot be trusted to wield such bloated powers in the manner President Cheney and Vice President Bush can be. For another, it would only be a few days before Steve would pardon “Surge” Dubya and “Shotgun” anyway — Presidents and Veeps just take care of each other that way. It’s HISTORY, folks — tradition, even, despite the fact that Steve-O has thus far refused to rule out the possibility of prosecution himself.

I’m telling you, friends — this is the only way to carry on from here. The Libs are convinced there were a few Cheney-Bush wrongdoings in the “Joe Wilson -slash- yellowcake (so-called) scandal“. Perhaps. But what is a patriotic president and veep to do when the “trickle down economics theory” doesn’t seem to be doing so well at the time and economic stimulation is needed? A REAL patriotic president makes the tough decision to push his countrymen and women into a “Big Oil And Nation Buildin’ Bidness“, of course. And hey, it worked for years — you’ve got to admit it. Money was falling down from the skies into our Middle American pockets for quite a time. And while you’re admitting stuff — admit you had fun purchasing that big screen plasma television with that “war buckage”.

The outing of “Secret” (yeah, RIGHT) CIA agent Valerie Plame? Big WHOOP. We can’t have Democratic Liberals with a capital “L” running around the world with national secrets. Common sense again, folks.

Torture? Oh, PLEASE. Cry… me… a RIVER, folks. Everybody knows there are times you have just GOT to pull the wings off of a fly in order to enjoy your comical new creation — a funny-looking jumping spider — helps bring up the morale and always good for that laugh, which serves to break up the monotony. Plus, it’s been hinted at by the Cheney-Bush Administration that “de-winged flies tell no lies” and who are WE to second guess them?

Wiretapping, data-mining, eavesdropping — blah, blah, BLAH – on (so-called) “innocent American Citizens” for security purposes? Spare me, please. If you’re not doing anything wrong, you have nothing to fear, I say. That is, under the trustworthy Cheney-Bush Administrationi, NOT Steve and Joey’s administration, as with all of the above complaints.

I could go on and on, but I’ll leave that up to the libs who dominate the mainstream media (“MSM”), the Internets, the Facebooks and the Blogospheres, because if one thing’s for certain, we can depend upon them to keep bringing these items to the attention of their fellow libs for the next few years. That said, I’ll touch upon one more subject; one I’m sure the Congressional Democrats are also consider imprisoning key members of the Cheney-Bush Administration for — the (so-called) “controversial” U.S. Attorney firings. Wah. Sniff, sniff. Let us not forget these rightfully terminated U.S. Attorneys were refusing to fall in line with the Cheney-Bush agenda to save our nation and the world from the disgusting military technique called “terrorism”, which has been known to have been used against us by deranged folks who don’t like us very much. They had to go. Again, were it the Steve-O -slash- Joey B. gang we were discussing, I’d agree with the notion of apprehending and prosecuting them for treason with no chance for a presidential pardon, but we are NOT talking about “Team Obama” here, MIGHT I remind you?