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Blago The Almighty Himself Has Divinely Appointed Attempted Murderer -- Senator From Illinois, Roland Burris -- To His Heavenly Senate Seat... Like It Or NOT
You see, THIS is exactly why the mainstream media cannot be trusted any longer. All this time, we have been led to believe Illinois Governor Rod “Blago”, a.k.a., “The Cabbage Patch Kid” Blagojevich was only a man — a powerful, creative and extraordinary man but a man who puts his pants on one leg at a time just as the rest of us who wear pants, or “britches” as some of us here down South of the Mason-Dixon line call them. But NOPE. Wrong again…
The Chicago Sun-Times, quoting Mr. Burris, fills us in on Blago’s TRUE, 5th-dimensional, spiritual status on this Earth:
“… Burris and his backers described his future in religious terms, saying his move to the U.S. Senate is preordained.
“Friends, we’re going to have to have some powerful prayer. . . . They can’t deny what the Lord has ordained,” said Burris at New Covenant Baptist Church, 740 E. 77th, surrounded by ministers, politicians and activists. …”
So, there we have it, dear readers — “The Cabbage Patch Kid” is actually our Lord and Savoir in disguise. And again, leave it to the left-wing, liberal, far-left, mainstream media to hide this fact from us and as long as we choose to act like a bunch of mindless “Sheeple”, more of this we shall deserve. Hat’s off to the Chicago Sun-Times for breaking ranks with their brethren in “The Far-Left MSM Association” and while we’re at it, hat’s off also to the People of Illinois’ lawfully-appointed “frosh” Senator from Illinois and ATTEMPTED MURDERER, Roland “Dubya” Burris…
All Hail Our Lord, Blago and let us not stand in His Holy Way.
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PS: Want another “GTL™ Insider Prediction” regarding the “left-wing MSM media?” — Remember, you heard it here FIRST, too, please. The New York Times, The LA Times and The Chicago Tribune will ALL be purchased by a right-leaning person and/or firm in twelve months or so, give or take. Oh, and look for these three publications to become as “Fair And Balanced” as The Fox News Channel is today. Check back. You’ll see.
These deals are in the works right now and it WILL be done. Oh, and don’t expect the staffmembers of these MSM publications to know this either. That is, until the proverbial “hammer” drops. There ‘ya go, folks…
HERETIC! ““The Cabbage Patch Kid” is actually our Lord and Savoir in disguise.” You are claiming that he is The Obama Himself! BURN HIM!! BURN GTL! Anathama be upon him!
AMEN, BRO!!! He (Blago & “Steve” Obama) are THE Co-Anarchists. Err… ANTICHRISTS, I mean (Heck, I always get those two terms confused — just comes with the combat PTSD territory
It doesn’t matter much anymore who owns those rags. Americans have wised up to the fact that they’re being snowed. It took a Depression to wise them up, but sometimes you have to break a WHOLE BUNCH of eggs to get the omelet.