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Billy Lopez Richardson Phones Barry Steve Obama To Tell Him He Will Be Taking Care Of The FBI Investigation But He Will Be Stepping Down From His Secretary Of Commerce Post In The Meantime...
According to MSNBC, President-Elect Barry “Steve” Obama is deeply depressed over the fact his new Secretary Of Commerce appointee, Bill “Just Call Me Lopez” Richardson has stepped down from his appointment from his new Team Obama cabinet post. Let us not forget, this is NOT the first time since his appointment Billy Lopez has broken his new -slash- already-former boss, Steve’s heart. If you will recall, Billy the Rebel shaved off his glorious beard a couple of months ago, not only shocking, but highly disappointing to his fellow teammates serving in The Office Of The President Elect (NewsMax).
Steve should have seen a RED FLAG right then and there. That should have been the very moment Steve himself should have adopted the well-known “Bush Doctrine question” Charles Gipson stumped my former Wasilla, Alaska classmate, Sarah “The Barracuda” Palin on; the “Fool Me Once, We Don’t Get Fooled Again” Bush Doctrine, of course, was the “Bush Doctrine” Charlie Gipson was quizzing “The Barracuda” on, but hey — that’s ancient history now, isn’t it?
Well, no use crying over spilt milk as they say. Who next? Who can POSSIBLY fill the huge shoes of Billy Lopez? Allow me to o-pine…
Team Obama needs somebody savvy in the U.S. and world markets – Team Obama needs somebody with some “insider knowledge” of the intricacies of the U.S. and World economies – Team Obama needs somebody full positive energy and creativity –
I’ve got it. I’ve got the right man for the job. Take note, Team Steve — the PERFECT man for the job of Secretary of Commerce job is… drumroll…
Please welcome aboard, my fellow Citizens, and please confirm immediately, Senator Harry Reid and company — Bernard Maddoff (Bloomberg)…
He’ll fit right in with your fellow Congress-critters; BOTH sides of the aisle.
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OUR FRIENDS FROM THE RIGHT ARE HAVING A “HEY-DAY” OVER THIS NEWS: My great personal friend, “The Jayster” of Stop The ACLU; Michelle Malkin says “adios“; Our friend Don Surber of The Charleston Daily Mail calls it “The Albuquerque Way“; Ed Morrissey of Hot Air questions the vetting ability of “Steve’s” administration; Baron Von Ottomatic of The Wizbang Blog sings “Where are you goin’, Billy boy, Billy boy”
AND, SOME COMMENTARY FROM THE MORE “MODERATE” AND LEFT SIDE OF THE AISLE: Alan Colmes of LiberalLand says this is “Truly a shame“; Alex Knapp of Outside The Beltway says “Lopez” is “doing the right thing”; maha of The Mahablog shares my sentiments — “I’m sorry about that“
Maybe he can grow his beard back now. He looks much less pussified with the grizzly look.
LMFAO, Jay — spoken like a TRUE fellow Airman!
Gee, not even taken the oath and already we are seeing the corruption in his court. I wonder who is next?
“According to MSNBC, President-Elect Barry “Steve” Obama is deeply depressed over the fact his new Secretary Of Commerce appointee, Bill “Just Call Me Lopez” Richardson has stepped down from his appointment from his new Team Obama cabinet post. ”
Of course he is depressed. He is having to face facts and not get his way. Hell, he can’t even pointedly NOT play the race card here (thereby actually playing it).