Loading ...Almost One Quarter Of Our Fellow Americans Need A Big Hug…
23% Of Our Fellow Americans Are Grieving At The Loss Of The Best President We've Ever Had Since Bill Clinton -- Give 'Em A HUG...
Yes, it’s hard to console those few amongst us who are yet to warm up to President-elect Barry “Steve” Obama due to the fact he is “The Antichrist”, as I proved to the world in an earlier column. This is great news; it’s prophecy, and it all takes us one more step toward the return of Jesus. That forlorn 23% amongst us will come to embrace “Steve” just as the rest of us have already done so one day in the near future, so it is our duty as not only Americans, but World Citizens, to help them to shortcut the inevitable as soon as possible.
Here is the wakeup call to those of us who are already THRILLED to be living in these prophesized days of Revelations:
Poll: 75% glad Bush is done
(CNN) — A new national poll suggests that three out of four Americans feel President Bush’s departure from office is coming not a moment too soon.
Seventy-five percent of those questioned in a CNN/Opinion Research Corp. survey released Friday said they’re glad Bush is going; 23 percent indicated they’ll miss him.
“Earlier this year, Bush scored some of the lowest presidential approval ratings we’ve seen in half a century, so it’s understandable that the public is eager for a new president to step in,” said Keating Holland, CNN polling director.
CNN senior political analyst Bill Schneider added, “As President Bush prepares to leave office, the American public has a parting thought: Good riddance. At least that’s the way three-quarters feel.” …
WOW. What a tragedy…
On second thought, perhaps a simple, heartfelt hug won’t do it. We may need to urge that 23% to seek help as well. Many of them might be needing viagra, paxil, xanax and a host of other remedies to help get them through these tragic times. Remind them that “Steve”, too, often pauses uncomfortably when answering questions from the mainstream media and more often than not, precedes his sentences with “Uhhh… ummm… uhhh…“, just like their hero, President “Surge” Dubya Bush does. They found that to be a “loveable” trait of their hero and if “sold” properly, they might find that to also be a “lovable” trait of “Steve’s” in the coming years…
Just a thought.
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