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Guess Who Will Be Giving President-Elect Obama’s Inaugaral Prayer? ANSWER: Religous Far-Right Wacko Hardcore Evangelist Rick Warren.

December 18th, 2008 · 14 Comments · Politics

Look, y’all — he’s the president-elect and it’s up to him and him ONLY who shall beg and pray to God for Him to lead Barry “Steve” Obama and “Team Clinton” to victory over all of the “heathens” in the world, including but not limited to gays, lesbians, and ANY distressed young lady who would disobey God’s Law and choose a coathanger over giving birth to her rapist’s bastard child. Gay marriage? HEATHENS. Wearing condoms to interfere with God’s Will? HEATHENS.

Homophobe Evangelist Pastor Rick Warren of California's <del>Brokeback</del> Saddleback Church To Lead Inaugarual Prayer For P-eBSO

Homophobe Evangelist Pastor Rick Warren of California's Brokeback Saddleback Church To Lead Inaugarual Prayer For P-eBSO

Obviously, I wholeheartedly agree with this bold move (Source: CNN and you know what THAT stands for…).

In a completely “politically incorrect” move, Pastor Warren of Saddleback mountain Church stood tall and brave in opposition to California’s Proposition 8. Ofcoure, this was a huge “win” for all of Sarah Palin’s “Real Americans” in “The Real America” and it’s great to know Steve feels the same way now that he’s successfully snuck into America (thanks to God’s Will) from the distant shores of that sovereign foreign nation known as “Hawaii” to fool the “fake people” into voting a “fer’ner” into the Oval Office in the Name Of God.

I always knew there was something I liked about Barry “Steve”. At least, now I know what it is.

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  • H/T goes yet again to MemeOrandum for the pull
  • Thanks to my twin brutha from anothah muthah, Matthew O’Keefe of Papamoka Straight Talk (formerly of The Gun Toting Liberal) for linkin’ in
  • ALERT: Andrew Sullivan of The Daily Dish (The Atlantic) is LIVID — Read his piece entitled “UGH“…

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    14 Comments so far ↓

    • JollyRoger

      There is a reason Obama was #3 or 4 on my list of preferences. Pandering to Jesusistan doesn’t speak well of him, and given their patent racism and hostility one has to wonder why he even bothers.

    • vegofish

      I gotta say, I’m diggin’ on the Brother O more everyday.

    • SJ

      I’ll ignore Jolly’s really stupid comment (Just how many hostile racist Evangelical Christian nations are there in Asia sending out people to plant bombs in hotels, subways, etc anyway Jolly? Care to name a few?)…anyway, since I’m ignoring that comment…

      I have been trying to tell my fellow conservatives this for a while now. These are people who are worried about all the changes Obama has promised:

      Although Obama comes with a very liberal record, he is a politician first. He has an agenda like any of these guys. to do to remain in power for 8 years first. Whatever “change” It’s called staying in power. He is doing the things he needs he intends to do (e.g. what he promised the 2-party lemmmings who voted for him) is always going to be 2nd (or 3rd or 4th) priority to that.

    • bollocks

      Obama ‘is’ a politician first and the fact that he has these conservatives so giddy and excited before he even sets up camp at the whitehouse is a testimonial to the magnitude of his political prowess.Check out any of these conservative blogs,within ten comments it will take you through’Obama lied’ to’Obama eats baby’,the fuckers are on the run…… Good gameshow format……conservative contestant has to speak the words ‘lock’n'load’ and produce his pistol before I head butt him square in the face and stick it up his ass….Peace man.

    • novparl

      What are you worried about? USA has enormous marital breakdown/illegitimacy/STDs/pornography/lap dancing clubs/sexist pop videos etc.

      Don’t worry that it’s all going to be snatched away by a few camp sermons. It’s what Americans really want. Madonna, Britney, Beyoncé – enjoy!

    • vegofish

      gotta love the internet badasses, your a tough guy bollock, get pushed around a lot in real life, but your a head butting, face smashing, ass sticking, bad ass in fantasy land.
      why do so many liberals work so hard to shun happiness and embrace anger?

    • SJ

      heh…the far left also seems to forget that many Obama voters helped Prop 8 pass in California. Of course, the left wing nanny-staters can’t trust the voters to decide such things, so let the court challenges begin.

    • bollocks

      Vegofish….Firstly,who told you that I was a liberal,is your idea of a liberal anyone that disagrees with conservative agenda,are you content in your black and white world with no confusing grey areas? Your sweeping statement’why do so many liberals work so hard to shun happiness and embrace anger’is in itself passively aggressive and if ‘so many’ liberals do feel this way, perhaps it’s because of the fact that they have been represented for the past eight years by a warmongering tyrannical government that showed little concern for them or anybody else in this world other than their fellow rich Americans.I am from a place where head butting,or any other form of aggression, is a means of defending yourself and getting through a Saturday night. You could call my conservative head butting comment hard edged humour,if you don’t think it funny ,don;t laugh.Vegofish,I can say to you with complete absence of malice ‘go and fuck yourself’.

    • vegofish

      It was actually a pointed question, not a sweeping statement, brought up by my personal observations of how rapidly liberals or anti conservatives or progressives or canadian commie or whatever you want to call yourself, go to the angry “go fk yourself routine” with people that they disagree with. Must be all the head-butting. You should find a better class of folks to spend Saturday nights with. I didn’t really think your comment was funny, but I was definitely laughing at you. Thanks, I like to be happy

    • bollocks

      Who told you that I was Canadian?you are misinformed.You seem to jump to an awful lot of conclusions,you really should study the grey areas it will enrich your life.The ‘go fuck yourself’ comment was not made in anger,I thought I explained that,it was more of an off the cuff comment,like, hey vegofish,go fuck yourself.

    • Fandb

      For a group that PRETENDS to preach tolerance, liberals sure are a sorry bunch of self-centered, pretentious, INTOLERANT hypocrites.

      Obviously, I’m no fan of the antichrist, Obama The Indonesian, but he does have the right to choose whomever he wants. You all elected the man. Now y’all have to step back and let him (try) to do his job – whatever that is.

      Electing him is different than controlling his day to day choices. (Damn, there’s that choice thing again – liberals want it, but they don’t want anyone else to have it.)

      You all elected him because you agreed with his ideology, and principles, and you (guffaw!) believed his rhetoric (ROFL uncontrollably). Now YOUR chickens are coming home to roost.

      MERRY CHRISTMAS to ALL!

    • bollocks

      FANDB Maybe liberals really do preach and practice tolerance, there are people with many diverse opinions and outlooks on the left,some are tolerant and some are not,those showing tolerance may be of a liberal disposition the rest may be democrats or butchers or bakers or candlestick makers,but you see liberals in trees and peeking around corners.Sounds to me as though you’re just another shallow minded,spoon fed right wing asshole.P.S I’m not a liberal.

    • Fandb

      Bollocks: Your attempt at insulting me makes no sense. I suspected it earlier but now I am convinced that you either cannot read, or are incapable of comprehending the written word. Either way, you are clearly illiterate.

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