Loading ...Online Survey Says “Show Us Your Birth Certificate, Barry!”
Let me make something perfectly CLEAR — If I were just attempting to drum up web traffic, I’d be taking Toby Harnden’s (Telegraph — UK) advice and simply mention my former Wasilla, Alaska classmate, Sarah “The Baracuda” Palin’s name. As Mr. Harnden puts it: Sarah Palin “is like crack cocaine” to Internets and Blogospheres fans. But nope, I’m way above that. Not gonna’ do it, no way, José.
I say let’s get onto something REALLY important; a dirty little secret being kept under wraps by our new (so-called) President-Elect Barry “Steve” Obama regarding his “natural born Citizen” status. While Time Magazine is going “giddy” with itself after naming Steve the “Person Of The Year 2008” (big surprise there, eh? H/T to MemeOrandum for that pull…), “REAL Americans” from Palin’s “Real America” such as myself are demanding to know the TRUTH behind Steve’s Citizenship status and presidential eligibility according to the latest AOL Poll, which (at this moment) is showing we “Real Americans” outnumber the “fake Americans” by a 50-44 percent margin. We DEMAND to know the Truth with a capital “T”.
In reality, there really is no question at all in my mind Steve was born elsewhere. In fact, regular readers will recall how I exposed the fact that Steve was born on some remote little island a few hundred or so miles off of the West Coast called “Hawaii”, and not on U.S. soil he has claimed all along. Did anybody listen to me? NOPE. Or DID they? Perhaps, I was able to place enough doubt into the minds of my fellow “Real Americans” with that revelation to influence this poll. Indeed, Mr. Obama is not an American at all, but a Hawaiian, and that, my friends, is now a proven FACT.
Indeed, this amounts to a Constitutional crisis; one I, along with half of the “Real America”, hope to see solved ASAP. Yessiree-BOB — there IS a Hawaiian in the Oval Office and it’s time to do something about it.
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