Two World Famous Republican Serial Killers Amongst 14 (and counting) Bush Pardon-ees
The Associated Press (MSNBC) is reporting President “Surge” Dubya Bush has stepped up to the plate to do what should have been done long before now by his Republican presidential predecessors — Former G.O.P. activists and exempliary serial killers “God First, Country Second” Republicans, Ted Bundy (a former paid G.O.P. staffer) and Oklahoma City terr’ist far-right religious freedom fighter, Timothy McVeigh, have been poshumously pardoned.
While they are still dancing in the open arms of their “Jeebus Chrisp”, this extraordinary and extra-special gesture by “Surge Dubya” means (TECHNICALLY) neither man has left a body count behind. Meanwhile, another staunch G.O.P. activist and convicted abortion clinic bomber, Eric Robert Rudolph, stands by, awaiting the positive news from the Oval Office as he, too, expects to be fully pardoned for his crime “service to his fellow man”.
Interesting, isn’t it? Not only do the “lame duck” presidents give pardons now, apparently President-elect Barry “Steve” Obama has set the precedence for INCOMING presidents to grant pardons to vermin as well. For example, witness — Steve-O’s pardoning of Democratic “turncoat”, Joe (“I don’t remember who McCain is, I love Barry!“) Lieberman (Source: CNN) as a primer for more of this activity to come.
Now, if only… if ONLY… one of these guys could tear up my speeding ticket, I’d be no less than grateful forevermore.
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9:09 am on November 25th, 2008 1
I’m not quite sure what you are babbling about, since neither received a pardon. Matter of fact, the people who did were low level criminals. Like vetos, Bush doesn’t do many pardons. Hell of a lot less then liberal hero Bill Clinton. 2 words: Mark Rich.
9:18 am on November 25th, 2008 2
You should probably avoid further attempts at humour.
9:34 am on November 25th, 2008 3
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9:42 am on November 25th, 2008 4
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10:30 am on November 25th, 2008 5
its not satyrical
its not truthful
its poopful
7:45 pm on November 25th, 2008 6
Before one can be pardoned for war crimes one must be found guilty of said crimes so that article is off base with the speculations for pardons on war crimes.
However you did get a lot of jive for you sarcastic post. LOL
I would like to hear what the story is on the pardons.
I would pardon people of victimless crimes.
12:00 am on November 26th, 2008 7
Heh… it WAS fun setting off my righty brothers from another mother, bro
Always fun, of course…
As for “victimless criminals” — We’re definitely on the same page with that one. Unfortunately, such a move would destroy our economy since probably half of our prisoners either behind bars or stuck in the criminal justice system fit that definition and there’s a LOT of money these days in
indentured servititudeincarceration of victimless criminals. Just ask brutha Dick (Cheney) and his henchman, Alberto Gonzales about that one12:45 am on November 26th, 2008 8
now come on, it didnt wind me up that bad.
I only said it was poopful. Its not like when i have brought the full brunt of liberalism down upon my head.
I agree tooo let drug dealers, jay walkers and convicted felon senators freeee
12:49 am on November 26th, 2008 9
i need to get a smiley thinga ma jigger, then maybe the people would like me.
or not
1:08 am on November 26th, 2008 10
Screw the smiley — getchya bad se’f a Gravitar by clickin’ HERE, bro
1:13 am on November 26th, 2008 11
I think this post provides clinical evidence that you are certifiably whacked out. Nutso. Deranged and delusional. Both feet firmly planted in an alternative universe.
Better watch what kind of stuff you post… The patriot act is still in effect and Cheney is watching YOU.
1:23 am on November 26th, 2008 12
well i might just be open minded to that proposition
1:26 am on November 26th, 2008 13
Glenn — Great point about the Patriot Act and Cheney, bro
1:53 am on November 26th, 2008 14
schweet i’ll work on something a little more “conservative”
2:59 am on November 26th, 2008 15
fear not GTL, of cheney or listening devices or hidden cameras or men in black, you live in AMERICA.
3:22 am on November 26th, 2008 16
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1:03 pm on November 26th, 2008 17
Ole Blue: “Before one can be pardoned for war crimes one must be found guilty of said crimes so that article is off base with the speculations for pardons on war crimes.” – Pres. Ford pardoned Pres. Nixon without any conviction. People can be pardoned for acts even if they haven’t been formally accused.
And don’t forget Bill Clinton’s pardon of FALN terrorists on his last day in office.
All Presidents have made some questionable pardons, but it is their choice.
Now what self-respecting liberal out there would deny someone their Freedom of Choice???