0-2 In His Latest Predictions, Señor Juan Sidney McCain Of Arizona Panama, Boldly Makes Another Prediction. Is It Possible For The World-Famous Panamanian Psychic To Go 0-3 Or Is He Due To Break His Current, Uncharacteristic Slump?
Here we go again — The Panamanian Psychic SPEAKS; Courtesy of The Politico:
“…John McCain (R-Ariz.) said Sunday on NBC’s “Meet the Press” that he can “guarantee” a win on Nov. 4 in a squeaker victory that won’t be clear until late that night. …”
(Snip!)
“… “I guarantee you that two weeks from now, you will see this has been a very close race, and I believe that I’m going to win it,” McCain told interim “Meet” moderator Tom Brokaw. “We’re going to do well in this campaign, my friend. We’re going to win it, and it’s going to be tight, and we’re going to be up late.” … [Emphasis, mine]
WOW. As we all know, Señor McCain’s extraordinary supernatural powers to predict the future are legendary. On the other hand, we also know he’s slipped up a couple of times in recent months — first, the time when he predicted and even advertised his victory over Barry “Steve” Obama many hours before the debate even took place; second, when he claimed credit for the Wall Street bailout just hours before it stalled in the House. But — that doesn’t necessarily mean the Elder[LY] Statesman has lost his paranormal abilities either. Perhaps, he’s finally going to get one right for the first time in months?
Look, this blogger din’t just fall off the turnip truck; my momma din’t raise no dummies — I realize things aren’t going all that well (Source: Real Clear Politics) for Señor McCain Paŕa Èl Presidenté Campaign at this very moment and I also realize Panama Juan hasn’t been all that “hot” lately when it comes down to his other latest predictions. On the other hand, we have no solid reason to doubt the possibility Osama Bin Ladin and al-Qaeda’s favorite candidate in this race is bound to strike out with three in a row either…
Yep — I’m saying he might STILL be a genuine “threat” to a Barry “Steve” Obama -slash- Joey Biden run for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue; particularly if his ESP is back online.
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9:21 pm on October 26th, 2008 1
Mccain will win! Don’t you know about Obama’s
past with that tv weatherman Bill Acorn.
7:53 am on October 27th, 2008 2
For what it is worth GTL I can’t see how Obama can lose. But maybe we can all learn something from this event and profit from it too. If McCain goes 0-3 in his latest prediction then I want to know who his picks are for the Sunday football games and bet the opposite. If this works Gunny, I may just buy you more than a case of beer! How does a beer distribution company in AZ sound to ya Bro????
8:21 am on October 27th, 2008 3
McCain may be correct, the GOP will steal another election. With all the voter caging and electronic machines that flip the vote for McCain, I would be very scared! Something to worry about.
10:16 am on October 27th, 2008 4
McCain is delusional. What really pisses me off when he talks is his constant use of the phrase my friend. It is starting to sound like comrade to me, I hate it and find it as annoying as when Bob Dole talks about himself in the third person.
What is wrong with these old farts? Besides senility.
That kid of crap actually annoys the hell out of most people.
10:23 am on October 27th, 2008 5
Ok let me edit that please:
McCain is delusional. What really pisses me of is when he uses the phrase, my friend, one million times a day.
The term is starting to sound like the word comrade to me, I hate it, and find it as annoying as Bob Dole talking about his policies in the third person.
Perhaps Bob Dole should call John McCain and say, “John this is Bob Dole, and Bob Dole thinks that you should stop using the phrase, my friend 1 million freaking times a day, Bob Dole Thanks John McCain for listening. Bob Dole says good by now my pal.”
What is the matter with these old farts trying to be cool? They come off as out of it which makes them look at least twenty years older. Which really annoys me completely.
Thanks and GTL please delete my first comment as I am going through withdrawls….I can smell the coffee from my office…stop…just say no…MMMMmmmmmmmm.
3:44 pm on October 27th, 2008 6
One thing that has held true through many elections, and something that most of us tend to forget during the heat of battle, is that AFTER the election, the candidates go back to being the people they really are. Not the image that their handlers have tried to create, but the real person as he/she has been for the previous unknown number of years.
Obama has associated with criminals, terrorists, and racists. He has “disowned” many of them NOW, but he will revert to his old ways as soon as the election is over. He has preached Socialism and was a member of a number of Socialist organizations in Chicago, and even though he is trying to present a watered-down picture of his true beliefs, his true beliefs will be reinstated after the election. They always are. Candidates tend to say whatever they need to say in order to get elected. Once elected, however, their true selves re-emerge.
McCain is trying to present a more conciliatory, more conservative image of himself during this campaign than he has typically been known for. The real McCain, the one who woould assume the Presidency after the campaigning is over, is the one that Joe Biden said he would be HONORED to run with him or against him. The real John McCain was the person Hillary Clinton said she would be proud to run with. The real John McCain, the one who would occupy the White House as opposed to run for the White House, would be the one who is known as the Maverick. The Senator who worked with both parties, consistently, and for the common and the greater good.
INTEGRITY is doing the right thing, even if no one is watching.
When no one was watching, McCain gave a thumbs up to fellow POW’s as he was being led back to his cell after being tortured, in order to help keep their morale up through one of the most brutal ordeals a person can be subjected to.
When no one was watching, Obama was snorting cocaine, smoking pot, and conjuring up plans with Bill Ayers, Antonin Rezko, and Rev. Wright. Of course, as soon as his “friends” became an inconvenience, he threw them under the bus.
Integrity is not a part of Obama’s character.
11:04 pm on October 27th, 2008 7
Obama + Ayers = terrorist.
McCain + G. Gordon Libby= terrorist.
Obama wants to spread the wealth downwards.
Bush did spread the wealth upwards.
Fellow POW’s called McCain the “songbird”, WHY?
Integrity is not part of any politician. They are all crooks. You’re mad because the Demo crook is winning, that’s all.
1:12 am on October 28th, 2008 8
hahaha…interesting logic but you’ve might have somethin
“JC hammer DON’T HURT ‘EM!” lol
9:22 am on October 28th, 2008 9
Regardless of whether you think I’m “mad”, what I said is true.
9:32 am on October 28th, 2008 10
One problem that you’ll run into when you try to tax the wealthy and give the money to the poor is that the wealthy won’t tolerate it. They will leave, they will stop investing, they will fire employees and stop hiring new ones, they will sit on their money rather than putting it to work growing jobs and growing the economy.
Remove the incentive to excel and people will no longer try to excel.
That is exactly what socialist policies like Obama’s have done in every country on earth where they have been implemented.
11:09 am on October 28th, 2008 11
we might see if your right. We do know whatever definition we want to apply to Bush’s Economic policy has eliminated the middle class. Poverty has gone up drastically, crime and consumer confidence. We might be at a point of no return regardless of Obama’s econimic policies.
Who Might Be on an Obama Cabinet?
http://www.washingtonian.com/blogarticles/people/capitalcomment/7641.html
11:47 am on October 28th, 2008 12
Jerry – “…eliminated the middle class…” – other than the DNC talking points, where do you get that kind of disinformation? I’m middle class. Nearly everyone I know is middle class. I’m sure you are too, as is nearly everyone who contributes to GTL’s blog.
Obama’s economic policies will remove the “means” from those who control the “means of production”. One more step down the road toward having government control the means of production.
Just because he is the Indonesian antichrist doesn’t mean Obama isn’t smart – he knows exactly what he is trying to do.
7:55 pm on October 28th, 2008 13
Ole Blue, I’ve been trying to get off caffine for ten years. You are Forgiven. I don’t drink coffee but oh honey let me at that coca cola.
And about old farts, well they’re old farts because that’s what they are. Sort of a circular agrument but as I am occasionally an old fart it’s the best I can come up with. To me McCain has gotten stuck in his hero mode and he can’t get out of it because it was the defining moment of his life. Neither his father or his grandfather were ever captured and tortured and survived. Since this is his worldview he has a hard time grasping any other issue that doesn’t relate to his being a hero. Sort of like Superman saves the day.
7:32 am on October 29th, 2008 14
Being a psychic myself -
I disenfranchised myself from the democratic party and am going for McCain/Palin because I see a great deal of extreme difficulties arising from an Obama/Biden win.
1. Saw anti-christ images around Obama, fake smile, cold interior. His promises will melt and the real Obama emerges in 2009, whereas he begins to do the opposite of what he promised to get elected. He aggravates world affairs and leaders by adopting a soul-mate leader partnership with a third world leader in the east which catapults us into a traumatizing war with yet another country that plummets us in a 30’s depression because our economy will be that shattered.
2. Saw Lincoln around him too, in regards to an assasination attempt that will come to fruition.
3. All though Obama’s intentions seem good now, and he is not a totally bad person, his ideals will swing him in directions that will become so unrealistic that I see extreme disappointment from the people who believed in his facismile. Much feeling of being deceived.
He is an extreme megalomaniac who’s disappointment when Hilary lost the nomination showed voraciously. When she was finally shuffled aside, he had nothing to vent his megalomaniac tendencies on. This will happen briefly too if he beats out McCain/Palin.
When I first started seeing Palin on the news I started feeling chills, like I felt before Clinton was elected in 1992. They were so severe then, and now with Palin, that it feels like a signal from god that she will be trumphant. I also saw her being sworn in as president of the United States.
There are things I don’t like about Palin, but McCain has the power in his hands to bring this country together and more of her attitudes will shift to the common good as she advances. She is a strong willfuk person, a natural born leader, who could surprise people in the end with her ability to create economic stability and harmonize politics.
The good outways the bad.
Sadly to say, if Obama is elected we will have a horrible four years to contend with. It’s going to be bad no matter who gets elected. I see more but want to make this short, it’s just a comment.
God be with you all.
10:21 pm on October 30th, 2008 15
McShame is the one that has a long record of associations with criminals, terrorists and racists. The attempts to link Obama to Ayers are a pathetic joke.
McCriminal was ass deep in his associations with Keating, and he’s been involved with some pretty shady “anti-communist” organizations over the years. If you tax the wealthy a little more, for example at levels common throughout America’s history, they will not stop trying to earn money. I like my socialized fire department, police force and military. Socialism is not a dirty word and contrary to statements earlier in this blog, it doesn’t always fail and it doesn’t need to be set up in a way that does not reward excellence. If Obama had grown up in a free country he would have been able to get that pot and cocaine at 7-11. If you’ve never smoked pot, screw you.
10:44 pm on October 30th, 2008 16
Well hell, don’t look like I’m going to get any tonight.
smoke, smoke that…………