Señor McCain Paŕa Èl Presidenté Of Arizona Panama Campaign Desparate On Eve Of Presidential Debate III, Wondering If Double Straight Talk Might Bail The McCain-Palin Camp Out Of Hot Water
Fourteen POINTS (Source: CBS News) — that’s not good, “MY FRIENDS“. On the other hand, either way, we’re screwed, blued and tattooed since both Señor McCain and Barry Obama have been, thanks to my former Wasilla classmate, Sarah Palin, LINKED directly to her accusations of “pallin’ around with terr’ists“.
“Bill Ayers”? “ACORN”? It obviously isn’t the KEY issue here since both Señor McCain and Barry O-Bomber have a documented history of hanging out with one another. Perhaps, most disturbingly, the link between Barry Obama and Panama John in the Senate — the rumor going around that they’ve “palled around” with each other before this presidential campaign might become a HUGE liability for Obama before this is over with. He HAS, INDEED, been photographed on more than one occaision with Señor Juan Sidney McCain, and folks — that is NOT a “positive”. Especially since McCain’s ties to ACORN and domestic terr’ist, William Ayers have been confirmed.
But, you know — since, if you listen to the mainstream media, we’re DOOMED to have a “terr’ist” for our next president no matter who wins, we can look at some of the “benefits” of this apparently, unavoidable scenario.
For example:
1. A “terr’ist” leading the nation in the White House would present little change to the American Citizens since we’ve already GOT a “terr’ist” or two (i.e., The Sleeping Veep, Dick “Shotgun” Cheney) in the White House and, as Juan Sidney McCain puts it — “The economy is FUNDAMENTALLY SOUND“. 2. Since both Osama Obama and Panama John have been rumored to have plenty of (so-called) “anti-American”, “terr’ist” allies, no matter whom we elect, we’re guaranteed to have better and more open communications between our next president and Osama Bin Ladin and his buddies from The Taliban.
In other words, MY FRIENDS (annoying, nasally, condescending McCain voice impresion implied), if you listen closely to the mainstream media and the terr’ist campaigns and take their word for “Truth”, we’re GUARANTEED to have yet another anti-American, “Terr’ist lovin’”, “bassstahhd” in office, no matter whom we pull the lever for.
With that in mind, MY well-thought-out advice would be to simply pull the lever for the guy with the “bestest tan” and hope for the best. And yes, I say that, partly in the mode of sarcasm and partly in the mode of “Jeez, this is SERIOUS”…
Do what you will.
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Some of my favorite, “Must Read” bloggers from both sides of the political “divide” o-pine:
Marc Ambinder of The Atlantic digs a bit deeper into the numeros’; Stop The ACLU (Right); Nelson M. of The Liberal Journal says all Obama has to do is run out the clock; Obsidian Wings; Hot Air (Right); Joe Gandelman of The Moderate Voice (Center-Left); American Street has produced a “most-likely” election scenario map, and folks — this one ain’t all purple…
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11:24 am on October 15th, 2008 1
Out of all the terrorists I get to pick and choose from, I like the dude with the tan. That shows he’s a beach-goer and I like the beach.
GTL, you really should watch the Daily Show and the Colbert Report every day. Their humor and yours are so aligned that I think you’d appreciate it.
I made another mean post about Scarah Palin yesterday. I think you’ll like it.
11:36 am on October 15th, 2008 2
[...] McCain’s numbers have nosedived among independents: New York Times/CBS Poll: Obama Leads By 13% Terr’ist-Loving Likely Voters Push Barack “Barry O-Bomber” To 14-Point Lead Over Our Panamania… Obama Widens Lead as McCain’s Poll Numbers Melt Down Reuters C-SPAN Zogby Poll: Obama Widens [...]
11:38 am on October 15th, 2008 3
hahaha
12:00 pm on October 15th, 2008 4
This is completely off-topic here, but you really should do something about that picture. It makes you look like a creepy Internet predator or something. I’m tempted to call Chris Hanson.
12:13 pm on October 15th, 2008 5
I don’t even know how to describe this…just have to see it for yourself:
Outside Debate, Hempstead Struggles (VIDEO)
12:33 pm on October 15th, 2008 6
Can’t watch that video and still be dry-eyed afterwards.
2:54 pm on October 15th, 2008 7
Tix — yannow, I absolutely love Colbert and Stewart, but I never watch them for some reason. I think I’ll have to set my DVR to catch their shows when time allows. And I take that as a HUGE compliment coming from you, btw — thanks so much
AM — LMFAO!!! Actually, Senor McCain looks like he’s chasing after Barry versus racing him; you might have a point there!
JSLiGOP — Thanks for sharing the video. Hope you don’t mind I thought it was important enough to embed in your comment versus the link to it? What an EYE-OPENER for any doubters left…
3:02 pm on October 15th, 2008 8
I love the name “Tix”. I may actually do something with that someday.
3:10 pm on October 15th, 2008 9
Heh… you’ll always be “Tix” to me. Perhaps, because I think I’d have fun tickling you?
6:33 pm on October 15th, 2008 10
McCain may have something up his sleeve for the debates tonight. Like a new sneer or maybe a better comment then “That one.” Perhaps he will tell us what is really on his mind, if he can remember, and solve all of the worlds problems like he has been doing in the senate for the last gazillion and a half years.
McCain is not done yet despite the poll deficit. He still has some melt down left in him. I am looking forward to some extreme melt down election night.
7:32 pm on October 15th, 2008 11
No problem GTL
7:49 pm on October 15th, 2008 12
Ha!
GTL, I figure you’ll take care of the McSenilePanimaniac issues over on your blog, and I’ll take care of the ScarahPalinisms on my blog. LOL
Tickle me! I love it and hate it at the same time!
2:02 am on October 16th, 2008 13
Heh… should I start at your chin, your armpits, or your feet, or somewhere else? Just lemme know and I’ll be there