Oops — Another GTL™ Blooper — The Señor McCain Paŕa Él Presidenté Campaign Has Pulled Out Of SaraNAC, Michigan And Now We Learn, The Rest Of The State As Well
My sincerest apologies, dear readers — call this blooper a product of my accidentally misconstruing what a few of my friends from Saranac, MI emailed to me today regarding the fact that Juan Sidney’s campaign has completely given up on any hope of winning not only Saranac, but the entire Great State of Michigan as well. I simply didn’t hear that last part, nor did I see the “nack” following “Sara” in their emails. Aside from that, I had already created the headline to this article and I’m rather short on time. And to those who would even think for one moment this blogger has a filthy mind, allow me to remind you all of the fact Sarah Palin has an “H” after the “Sara”, so I was NOT trying to employ ANY sexual overtones into this piece.
That stated, Jonathan Martin of The Politco is reporting Señor McCain will no longer be sending mail, playing TV ads, and even plans to halt all McCain-Palin Michigonian SPAMMING operations, choosing to concede the will of the People of Michigan to his rival, Barry Obama who says he still plans to continue campaigning there. Prior to this stunning announcment by Team McCain Paŕa Él Presidenté, this had been the official GOP position (same Politico article):
“… Republicans had been bullish on Michigan, hopeful that McCain’s past success in the state in the 2000 primary combined with voter dissatisfaction with Democratic Gov. Jennifer Granholm and skepticism among blue-collar voters about Barack Obama could make it competitive. …”
Unfortunately for Señor McCain of Panama Arizona, be it fair or NOT — Juan must have discovered it’s hard for such a wealthy brewski baron to identify with hard-working, blue collar Americans once somebody has audio and video of the man testily attacking a bunch of union workers by daring them to pick lettuce for fifty-dollars an hour. Of course, losing track of how many mansions and cars one owns doesn’t help the GOP’s war hero candidate make to many inroads with the blue collar crowd either, so who can blame the man for waving the Panamanian white flag as he moves onto other battlegound states to make his case to THEIR blue-collar types?
Meanwhile, the MOST up-to-the-minute debate happening in “The Blogospheres” tonight is the REAL debate — the one between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden. The Politico’s Mike Allen is reporting Sarah will come out swinging in her legendary “barracuda” mode. If so, this will make tonight’s one and only veep wannabe debate all that more interesting. It was just last night I told my GOP “insider”, whom was quite worried about Sarah’s performance tonight against Joey Biden based upon her recent, piss-poor media appearances, my former classmate would be just FINE if they’d stop “coaching” her and let her be her natural, brilliant “self” versus the “ditz” they were forcing her to come off as. Not that I’m a McCain fan OR a political fan of Sarah Palin, it’s just one of those “You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours” moments.
That stated — Sarah Barracuda had better come to play BALL if she’s going to go for the throat of career debater, Joey Biden. For one thing, NOBODY’S going to be feeling sorry for Sarah Palin if she comes out in “Barracuda” mode and Biden answers back in “Hammerhead Shark” mode. Be careful where you tread, Sarah. THESE waters are a lot more perilous and a lot less pristine than those of Lake Lucille where your home in Wasilla is located (and yes — I’ve seen those waters many times as a youth). There is a major shark swimming around, waiting for you to slip up.
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