McCain Para Èl Presidentè Economic Adviser, Douglas Holtz-Eakin, Says Without J. Sidney of Arizona Panama, There Would Be No Blackberries
A clearly impressed and befuddled Jonathan Martin of The Politico brings us up-to-date on just how Republican nominee para Èl Presidentè, Señor McCain, who cannot even turn on a computer or send email, has been able to overcome those obstacles and rise so quickly to become the “economic genius” he has now obviously become recently…
“Why… didn’t you realize Señor McCain of McCain-Kennedy fame invented the blackberry?”, Mr. Holtz-Eakin asked the press corp. “Without Juan Sidney McCain’s technical expertise and hard work in the Senate Commerce Committee, there would be no blackberries”, he screamed at the stunned reporters who hadn’t condidered his committee experience might explain how Señor McCain, whose understanding of our rockin’ and-a-rollin’ economy, is paralelled by NOBODY else, including that Obama-Biden team who keeps insisting things aren’t really going so swell at home these days, economically speaking (Source: TPM’s Josh Marshall). — All Paraphrased by This Editor to the best of his recollection, of course
Imagine my own shock to learn the apparent “fact” that without a Juan Sidney McCain, there would be no blackberries. Then again, when I think about it, the man MUST be at least as old as Moses and perhaps, he even parted the Red Sea while his Godly political opponent of the time, Moses, claimed all the glory and righteousness for that unbelievable accomplishment. I must admit, before today, I had erroneously thought only God Himself could create a blackberry. Do not be surprised if we learn next, this extraordinary man and “sharpest kid in class” also created Sarah Palin as well.
Consider me edjumacated now.
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10:30 pm on September 16th, 2008 1
Well you know the saying, once a person starts lying the lies just get bigger. You know McCain is old enough to have invented the light bulb.
7:10 am on September 17th, 2008 2
I’m just guessing but I believe Al Gore and Senor McCain worked on inventing the blackberry after they co-created the internet???
ROFLMAO Gunny!
9:48 am on September 17th, 2008 3
He’s obviously more of a hardwhere guy, ’cause he can’t work the enail and doesn’t understand the internest but he did invent the bluebarry.
3:53 pm on September 17th, 2008 4
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You’re right, all the computer savvy folks are on the left. That’s why they hacked Gov. Palin’s e-mail. I’m sorry, but this is simply beyond the pale. I NEVER AGAIN WANT TO HEAR YOU LEFTISTS CRY ABOUT RIGHT-WING VIOLATIONS OF PRIVACY! Are you people so blinded by ideology that you can’t see this is absolutely wrong? Imagine for a moment, what you would be saying if Karl Rove had hacked Sen. Obama’s private e-mail? Personally, if I were the Republican candidate, you would be facing a 24/7 cycle of this. Please respond when the hippocrisy susbsides.( Insert insanely upset smilie here)
5:12 pm on September 17th, 2008 5
Chuck. What are you talking about? If someone hacked her email I think it’s wrong too, but it’s a story I’ve missed so far.
6:37 pm on September 17th, 2008 6
Haha! I heard the Canadians invented the Crackberry.
McCain is a trip!
7:14 pm on September 17th, 2008 7
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Look Here
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102×3495266
7:29 pm on September 17th, 2008 8
I hadn’t heard of this until I read your comments. I agree that it’s wrong. Whoever did it deserves a couple of years in jail. However, if it is revealed that Palin committed crimes, she too should go to jail. As far as the way BushCo. crapped all over the Constitution then wiprd their butts with it with their illegal spying, anything short of the death sentence is a mockery of justice. KILL THEM!
8:31 pm on September 17th, 2008 9
If the low life hackers are true hackers they will not be found and….creepy…this troopergate gets more bizarre every day…if Sarah had nothing to hide then why have a ton of GOP attorney’s “C” blocking the process?
8:54 pm on September 17th, 2008 10
oh by the way, I just changed my yahoo password…Jeez! lol
1:15 pm on September 18th, 2008 11
If he invented the Blackberry, why is he holding blueberries (or are they grapes?) Maybe Palin can pick him some proper blackberries.