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September 15th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

Insider Stuff: Todd Palin’s Secret Revealed…

Readers Ask: “Is Todd Palin a hulking, lumbering giant of a man?” Here At The GTL™, We Bring You The Answer

Actually, I consider this to be more of a “PSA” (Public Service Announcement) than an “insider secret” since my top search term, aside from “Sara (sic) Palin” and “Sarah Palin” these days seems to be, interestingly, “How tall is Todd Palin” followed closely by “How tall is the first dude“.

As a guy who played basketball in high school with Todd, I felt it was my duty to do my best to help all of these folks solve the huge mystery they have, up until now, come to The Gun Toting Liberal™ website to find the answer just to leave this blog disappointed, answer still unsolved. To these folks, I still don’t have the exact height measurement for you — sadly, I do not remember which height he was officially listed at in our basketball program, however; I’ll be glad to help y’all narrow it down pretty well…

First off, I’m 6′3″ tall, myself. Sorry for the uniformed photo, but it’s one of the few on my P.C., which doesn’t show me sitting on my butt on the couch or sleeping with a t.v. remote control in my favorite chair. With that in mind, to the very best of my recollection, Todd Palin is approximately THIS tall:

How tall is Todd Palin the First Dude of Alaska you ask -- The Gun Toting Liberal solves the secret for you...

Of course, bear in mind, he COULD have had a huge growth spurt after high school, but how likely is that? Glad to help — I have ALL the answers here at The GTL™ — including some of them most folks don’t give a crappola about.

Glad to help that two percent of new visitors who do, for some odd reason, really care how tall Todd Palin is.

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  • commontater
    3:55 am on September 16th, 2008 1

    You are so bad, GTL! *spank**spank* Thanks, just thanks for the sting of carbonated gingerale gushing up from the back of my throat explosing out through my nares! Oh, the trauma! Oh, the sting of it! Oh, the.. the nosiness of it all. All this, just because moi, just had to know how tall the pipsqueak First Dude is! For some odd reason..|\..|\…||… |\…

    *gurgle*

  • erica
    7:45 pm on October 1st, 2008 2

    How tall is Sarah Palin?

  • The GTL™
    9:58 pm on October 1st, 2008 3

    Not sure, Erica, but she’s obviously a bit shorter than hubby Palin is :-)

  • JerrySpringerLivesinGOP
    10:34 pm on October 1st, 2008 4

    GTL, Regarding the October surprise…I can’t see anything except some BIG issue w/Iran or ditching Sarah Palin…whatever it is, it must be good!

    I got the popcorn in the microwave!

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