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The GTL’s NFL Picks — Week 2, 2008

September 12th, 2008 · 12 Comments · Sports

These are PREVIOUS picks — go HERE to view the latest “expert” predictions for GTL’s NFL Picks…

Last Year: 176-90
Last Week: 7-9
This Year: 7-9
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The GTL uses his super-secret formula to pick the NFL Week 2 2008 straight up picks...GTL’s NFL Picks, Week Two, 2008 –YOUCH! Opening weekend was just as painful for MOI (and yep — part French and proud OF it) as it was for Tennessee’s Vince Young, the Patriots’ Tom Brady, Jeff Garcia of the Bucs and a host of many OTHER teams, players and fans. Let’s just say there were more than a FEW “surprises” in Week 1, 2008. Lots of questions yet to be answered, folks.

SEVEN and NINE??? Are ‘ya kiddin’ me? How in the heck do I go 7-9 on the NFL opening weekend? Folks, I don’t expect you to believe me with my being both a liberal AND a blogger, but take it from me — this was the WORST opening weekend I can remember — EVER. Holy MOLY, I sincerely do hope I can at least break .500 in NFL Week Two… that was, frankly, EMBARRASSING. — not only to MYSELF, but to every other liberal blogger -slash- political pundit who loves the NFL as much as I do…

ALLOW ME TO REMIND THEE; I DID get one or two things right. Brett Favre’s Jets are 1-0, for example. My beloved, hapless 49′ers are 1-0. Oops — hold up. That was a flashback — I guess they’re 0-1, but what’s a game? Don’t get picky on me…

Titans QB, Vince Young can’t seem to handle being booed and neither can I. While Vince might quit playing football if you boo him for his poor play, I’m more likely to creep up on you like a thief in the night and slam you in your sleeping face with a whipped cream pie as I sneak off into the darkness as I hear the sirens wailing in the distance. Just kiddin’. SORT of.

Okay, onto Week 2, and may Jeebus Chrisp Himself intervene and make the teams I picked to lose (with the exception of my Niners) LOSE

The GTL’s NFL Picks — Week 2, 2008

Sunday Games:

Chicago Bears (1-0) @ Carolina Panthers (1-0) – Bears

Tennessee Titans (1-0) @ Cincinnatti Bengals (0-1) – Titans

Green Bay Packers (1-0) @ Detroit Lions (0-1) – The Pack

Buffalo Bills (1-0) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (0-1) – Bills

Oakland Raiders (0-1) @ Kansas City Chiefs (0-1) – Chiefs

Indianapolis Colts (0-1) @ Minnesota Vikings (0-1) – Colts

NY Giants (1-0) @ Saint Louis Rams (0-1) – Giants

New Orleans Saints (1-0) @ Washington Redskins (0-1) – Saints

San Francisco 49′ers (0-1) @ Seattle Seahawks (0-1) – Seahawks

Atlanta Falcons (1-0) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-1) – Bucs

Miami Dolphins (0-1) @ Arizona Cardinals (1-0) – Cards

San Diego Chargers (0-1) @ Denver Broncos (1-0) – Broncs

New England Patriots (1-0) @ NY Jets (1-0) – Jets

Sunday Night Football Game:

Pittsburgh Steelers (1-0) @ Cleveland Browns (0-1) – Steelers

Monday Night Football Game:

Philadelphia Eagles (1-0) @ Dallas Cowboys (1-0) – Eagles

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OTHER LIBERAL POLITICAL BLOGGERS LOVE THE NFL TOO!!! Straight-up NFL picks from fellow libs in the political blogosphere: Rocky of iVoryTowerz; Nelson M. of The Liberal Journal; SCOTUS of The D.C. Universe

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