That stated, The Politico is reporting that Matt Drudge is insinuating he’ll be receiving the “Veep Leak” from the McCain Campaign just before Obama takes the stage for the DNC in Denver, Colorado, and of course, the Obama Campaign is saying this would amount to “political malpractice”. “POLITICAL MALPRACTICE”? I say “political malpractice” has been going on for DECADES on Capitol Hill and this statement is akin to referring to world-famous paid staffer for the Republican Party, Ted Bundy’s heinous antics as “manslaughter”.

Am I wrong for wanting a lady or a gentleman to preside in the White House? I think NOT. Even the “leak of a potential leak” demonstrates ZERO class on Señor McCain’s part and now we can just go ahead and and “classless” to his resumé which previously included the equally abhorrent “clueless” (i.e., “How many houses do you own, Señor?“) and VILE, as in leaving his broken and battered first wife, Donna McCain for “Budweiser Express Empress“, Señora Cindy Lou Hensley McCain of Panama (actually) Arizona so many years ago. Not to mention, it’s also hard to refer to one as a “gentleman” when one is willing to cheer his mistress “2nd” wife up for a good ole’ fashioned topless biker chick contest in Sturgis, SD as well.

See, I don’t think I’d have such a problem with Señor McCain’s antics would he have been as honest with the voters about cheating on his wife to leave her for a wealthy “sugar mamma”, piloting the “Double Talk Express” versus the “Straight Talk Express”, and running a “different, more civil” type of campaign as he was about not knowing the first damned thing about the Internets, the Blogospheres and computers in general from the very beginning. But NOPE — all of these items with the sole exception of the latter have been revealed as “shockers” to those who actually bought the proverbial “farm” on the supposition of Panama John being some kind of a “decent guy” and American War Hero -slash- P.O.W. when we are NOW learning there just might even be more than just one side to that story as well. Hey, I’m just saying — if the guy wants to keep reminding everybody he is a “selfless war hero” everytime somebody shoves a mic in his face, he, too, deserves to be “Swift Boated” in the same manner the equally-deserving John F. Kerry did.

So, my message to the McCain Campaign (and by the way — one of my closest friends is in an “unnoficial” [wink] adviser role to Panama John, so I do know for a FACT this website gets “skimmed” by those folks now and then — IF they’re “listening”: Just go ahead and steal Barry Obama’s “thunder” — out with the name. Give Matt Drudge a call and go for broke since your candidate could not possibly come off any tackier than he already has thus far into this campaign. And by the way — “Brice” (not his real name, of course, but he knows full-well who I’m referring to) — shame on you for keeping your “twin brutha from anothuh muthah” in the dark over whom the veep nominee for Señor McCain is going to be by now. Next time, YOU’RE buying lunch — like the time before that and the time before that, too. Joking, of course.

Oh yes, of COURSE, I’d “leak” the name, by the way. And nope, it doesn’t make me a “hypocrite” either — I’ve never CLAIMED to be a “perfect gentleman who knows how many deeds to how many homes I own and who would NEVER make a mistake“. NOR do I have any aspirations for the White House; I’m happy with my “little pink house with the picket fence and three dogs in the yard”, and should I ever lose my mind like Panama John has and decide to run for the Oval Office, I URGE YOU not to EVER vote for MOI (and again, YEP — I’m part French and PROUD of it, too).