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August 25th, 2008 at 6:32 pm

Count On Hillary Clinton To Bury The Hatchet In The Ongoing Clinton-Obama Feud…

Hillary and Bill Clinton vow to bury the hatchet in or with Barack Obama at the Democratic National Convention -- DNC...… But Whether That “Hatchet” Will Be Buried Squarely Into Barack Obama’s Back Or Beneath The Ground Remains To Be Determined At DNC Convention

Howard Wolfson of The New Republic is going out of his way to offer many creative butt-smooching suggestions to the Obama Campaign on how to go about pleasing the “First Two Former black Co-Presidents Clinton” in order to help fix the “Party Unity My Achin’…” (“PUMA” for acronym lovers) problem in Democrat-Ville, U.S.A. His article is entitled “Smothering the Hatchet” but it might as well be called “Smooching The Pasty White Butts Of The Clinton-Clinton Machine” as far as I am concerned.

It’s all about “appeasssssing” the Clintons; “Remember how powerful and faaaaaamous they are“, the Wolfson article offers to the potential “Third Black President“, Barry Obama. One can only hope and pray ole’ Barry is soaking up the wisdom offered in The New Republic piece. After all, forget about the votes — the man’s LIFE might be in danger lest he stroke the humungous EGOS of the Clinton-Clinton team. When Sir Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton suggests she is ready to “bury the hatchet” and “end the feud”, Barry Obama had BETTER be sure his Secret Service personnel are on “RED ALERT”. After all, the Former First Lady Former First Black Co-President has INSINUATED an early passing of the Senator From Illinios just might be in the cards when she stopped just shy of calling for the man’s assassination back in May, remember?

Meanwhile, if you’ve taken the time to check out the Blogosphere and MSM “buzz” on MemeOrandum, you’ll have learned rankled liberal supporters of Sir Hillary and Her Royal FIRST “Laddy”, Bill, are so torqued off at the fact their Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton Monarchy has come to an end without Obama and the rest of America at LEAST showing respect by flying the American Flag at half mast for a month, they are threatening to vote for “four more years” of the “Bush-Cheney-McCainey Big Oil And Nation Buildin’ Bidness” by backing Señor McCain — formerly of Panama, now of Arizona, for the White House. Is it just me, or isn’t that roughly equivalent to participating in a mass-hunger strike, or even a Jonestown II mass suicide? Darwin is alive and well, folks.

So yeah, go ahead and jump on the Señor McSame Straight Talk Budweiser Express, my fellow libs, and see how far that ticket of yours is going to get you. You’ll be lucky to make it from Denver to Aurora, my friends (and no, I didn’t write that last part in the condescending, annoying, nasally McCan voice either).

Admittedly, those eight years under President Bill were prosperous and enjoyable ones to be sure — credit where credit’s due. On the OTHER hand, the last eight years have been annoying to say the very least, and for that, I hold both the Bush-Cheney Oligarchy and the Clinton-Clinton Monarchy equally responsible. Not for the economic failures of America in the years since (that we can blame on the G.O.P.), but simply for the ANNOYING soundbites we’ve been doomed to hear from Bush, Cheney, Clinton, Clinton for almost a decade.

To the DNC’s Obama protesters, I would suggest you all get behind Barack Obama and regroup for 2012. [Psst -- secret reminder for readers -- no Clinton Monarchy supporters allowed to read this message: Remember, the Mayan Calendar fails to take us into 2013, so we're gonna be alright here. A hearty WINK]

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And now for my personal roundup:

  • My great personal friend and former GTL™ co-blogger Matthew O’Keefe of Papamoka Straight Talk offers the views of a co-blogger who cautions the Democratic supporters of Hillary, ESPECIALLY the “feminist types”, to “chill” and reminds them of the fact that Señor McCain has publically referred to his second wife, Cindy, as a “stupid c***”
  • RealClearPolitics‘ Tom Bevan (Right) cautions us to wait until the DNC is over before we assume the torqued off Hill & Bill supporters who SAY they’ll vote for McCain will be able to resist the “pull” from the excitement and compelling speeches…
  • Ron Chusid of Liberal Values (Left) sounds a lot like I do in his post; only, it’s much better written as usual
  • Greg Sargent of TPM Election Central (Left)points out both the Clinton and Obama camps are denying any feud exists, blaming the “rumors” on the Mainstream Media…
  • Jake Tapper of ABCNews’ Political Punch (Right) also sounds a lot like I do in his post, only, he is an “Official MSM Blogger“, which makes his views even MORE important than the rest of us in the Blogospheres, of course (Just kiddin’ again, Jake)…
  • Riel World View (Right) has the GUTS to insinuate this Obama-Clinton-Clinton rift just goes to demonstrate the immaturity of the Democratic Party’s base
  • The Left Coaster’s Steve Soto (Left) is hoping Teddy Kennedy’s appearance will help bring the Clintonistas and Obamites together
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    • Matthew O'Keefe
      1:02 am on August 26th, 2008 1

      Correction GTL, that post was from Mike Jones aka the Duke of Madness. I copied and pasted the post from his own site.

    • The GTL™
      2:16 am on August 26th, 2008 2

      AHA! I caught you two at it again!!! I love the moniker for Michael Linn Jones, BTW…

    • Matthew O'Keefe
      6:33 am on August 26th, 2008 3

      Congrats go out to Mike for the post. He nailed this topic right on the head.

    • Chuck
      11:34 am on August 26th, 2008 4

      GTL

      Before I get into the overblown Clinton defection; What’s up with this nonsense of Sen. McCain calling his wife the “C” word? Did she drop an anvil on his foot? Not to mention the verification was “in front of witnesses”. Now there’s a party game for you. Let me give it a try.

      John McCain killed and ate a wino…IN FRONT OF WITNESSES!
      Barack Obama sodomized a christian and a goat…IN FRONT OF WITNESSES.
      Dick Cheney made Eve eat an apple and have Adam thrown out of Eden…IN FRONT OF…oh wait there was only one..A WITNESS.
      Dude, that’s why I love y’all lefties. Any time my life needs an injection of humor, there y’all are.

      BTW, Sen. Clinton is going to play the good soldier at this convention, and for this election. However, given Sen. Obama’s plans for the economy, if he’s elected, look to 2012 for a Clinton attempt (ala Kennedy 1980) to unseat him.

    • The GTL™
      1:03 pm on August 26th, 2008 5

      Heh… dunno about the Clintons behaving, bro — they might be suspects or “persons of interest” in the foiled Obama assasination plot ;-)

    • Chuck
      4:35 pm on August 26th, 2008 6

      GTL

      Are y’all lefties genetically inclined to conspiracy plots? The Clinton’s don’t want Sen. Obama dead, except politically.

    • Chuck
      5:09 pm on August 26th, 2008 7

      and this time i dont believe (((

    • Chuck
      8:25 pm on August 26th, 2008 8

      Are things so bad..there is an imitation of me? Would that be a……Numb Chuck?

    • Hillary Clinton Blog
      4:03 pm on September 6th, 2008 9

      Of course the big question is whether or not Hillary’s supporters will join her in voting for Obama.

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