Heads UP, Everybody — “THE” Guy With “THE BLOG” Has Finally Weighed In On Obama’s Veep Choice, Joe Biden…
Alright, let’s get THIS part out of the way FIRST: World-famous NEOCON, Bill Kristol of The Weekly Standard has a BLOG. Not only “A” blog, but “THE BLOG”.
I have a blog, too, in case you haven’t noticed. And while I don’t have access to Mr. Kristol’s stats, I’m grateful for the 14,000 or so readers who swung by The Gun Toting Liberal™ blog yesterday (Think I’m joking? Click HERE to learn I’m not) to either gain insightful knowledge (doubtful) and/or laugh their bottoms off (more likely) at a half-a$$ed, beer swilling, semi-genius (i.e., IQ is somewhere between 50 and 150) who can type about eighty words per minute, then click “PUBLISH” without having the common decency to conduct a spell-check first.
Yes, this is a “blog” alright, but even I — with my HUGE ego — cannot sit here behind my keyboard, clanking out 80 WPM while watching some half-a$$ed B-movie on HBO and tell you THIS blog is “THE BLOG”. It’s not “THE BLOG“; it’s just ANOTHER damned blog. Billy-Boy, on the other hand; is CONVINCED his neocon TRAINWRECK is “THE BLOG“, however… and he’s not only PI$$ED Hillary wasn’t chosen as BEE-rack’s running mate; the man is CERTIFIABLY NUTS…
So, my friends — now that Barry Obama has selected Delaware Senator Joseph Biden, the “Zinger-Slinger” extraordinare, to be his running mate, SHOCKINGLY — Billy-The-Neocon Kristol has a little “problem” with the pick. Being the neoconservative ICON he is; blending the textbook examples of Liberalism with the texbook definition of “War hawk who will say anything, DO anything to send our troops onto foreign soil to beat up the bad guys“; Bill Kristol of “THE BLOG” is, apparentely, shedding a tear or four for Sir Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton’s [ahem... very] ROUGH DAY…
From [William Kristol's] “THE blog“:
“… So Hillary Clinton gets about 18 million votes in 2008, and isn’t even considered for–she apparently isn’t even given the courtesy of being consulted–the vice presidential pick. Joe Biden manages to persuade a few thousand (if that) Iowans to support him. And Barack Obama selects Biden? Normally, if the VP pick came from that year’s presidential field, it’s the runner-up (Kerry-Edwards in 2004, Reagan-Bush in 1980, Stevenson-Kefauver in 1956). (Lyndon Johnson in 1960 hadn’t entered the primaries.) And Biden wasn’t even the third most successful candidate this year (hi, John Edwards!), or fourth (Bill Richardson, I suppose), or fifth (Dennis Kucinich!). …”
So — let me get this straight: Bill Kristol is TORQUED off that Barack Obama failed to choose the now-world-famous adulterer, John Edwards over Joe Biden? And, Bill Kristol is even MORE disappointed in the fact Barry O-Bomber didn’t even bother to send a text message to the woman who once called for Obama’s assination, Sir Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton? Folks — that is PRECISELY why Billy-Beer’sBoy’s blog is called, appropriately (of COURSE): “THE BLOG“…
And friends, we thank the Neoconservative movement for following the footsteps of Mister Bill Kristol and the rest of his Neocon buddies and buddettes for rallying together to show us “wannabe bloggers” what a “REAL” ["The"] BLOG should look like…
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7:48 am on August 24th, 2008 1
Us Neocons are extremely annoyed that far left Hillary Clinton did not get picked to run with Far left Barak Obama but that instead they chose a CLONE of Our Famous John McCain.
Mr. Biden had to slog thru driving wind storms for 30 miles in the dead of night to get to capitol hill whereupon he then raped, pillaged and plundered the national treasury for the last 73 years, while Ms. Clinton actually drove a limo to the Hill which plays much better in the attack adds.
Now Obama has a really old, ready to drop dead white haired dude who has been the root of ALL of Americas problems since 1973. He voted to go to war against the south, Free the slaves and voted for funding for Teddy Roosevelts charge up San Juan Hill.
How do you raze, pillage and plunder someone with such a distinguished record?
It will be hard but if anyone can do it, it will be the GOP.
6:32 pm on August 24th, 2008 2
[...] Barbara O’Brien, Steve Benen, Norbizness, Matthew Yglesias, Damozel (excellent roundup), Gun Toting Liberal, Jesse Taylor, and Jill Miller Zimon (a must-read titled “The Wisdom of Choosing Joe [...]
10:57 pm on August 24th, 2008 3
Isn’t the definition of a neocon someone who got tired of bleeding for every cause that came along?
10:30 am on August 25th, 2008 4
Neo said:
“How do you raze, pillage and plunder someone with such a distinguished record?
It will be hard but if anyone can do it, it will be the GOP.”
Given Sen. Biden’s propensity for uttering um..interesting things, I think the senator will provide his own pillaging.