Hillary Clinton To Rabid Supporters Of A Potential “Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton” Monarchy: Tone Those Happy A$$es Of Yours DOWN And Go For Obama Or I’ll Be Glad To Lay Stripes On ‘Em With My Whip!
According to The Politico, they’re literally called the “Whip Team” and the team members’ specific “job” is to whip Hillary’s Royal Drones back into reality. I.E., Her Royal Highness will NOT be our Queen in ‘08, fuggitabout it; lay down those “Sir Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton For President” signs NOW; pick up your “Barry For Prez” signs, and stop whining about your lost monarchy, thank you very much. After all, there’s always 2012 — the last year on the Mayan calendar for those Mayans amongst us who might find that to be a significant statement.
From The Crypt:
Clinton creates ‘whip team’ to quell anti-Obama protests
“… In an unusual move, Hillary Clinton’s staff is creating a 40-member “whip team” at the Denver Democratic convention to ensure that her supporters don’t engage in embarrassing anti-Obama demonstrations during the floor vote on her nomination, according to people familiar with the planning.
The team, which is being organized by longtime Clinton staffer Craig Smith, is working in conjunction with Obama’s floor organizers to help foster the image of a unified front during a roll-call process Clinton herself has described as an emotional “catharsis” for her disappointed supporters.
“If people get down there on the floor and want to start blowing kazoos and making a scene we want to make sure we’ve got people who stand in front of them with Obama signs… “
WOW. Imagine THAT. A “Nanny State” environment at an authoritarian liberal event. Who’da ever thunk it, folks? And who’da ever THUNK Sir Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton to be a stinking, Nanny State, Authoritarian liberal (Large “A” and small “L” on purpose, by the way)? Not that the RNC could ever even consider purchasing a clue in a “Clue Store” — that’s not my point here — after all; there’s never been an Authoritarian conservative (caps and lower-case on purpose again, of course) Police State they couldn’t toss their v*agra pills into the garbage over — who needs v*agra when you can play with people’s lives and move them around on your chess boards as if they are incapable of independent thought and emotions, after all?
What a WONDERFUL presidential race, eh, friends? On the one hand, we have a senile old man who can’t WAIT to send your children to war for oil, while on the OTHER hand, we have a younger man who can’t WAIT to send your children to a four-hundred-student classroom. Either way, we win lose simply remain “status quo”.
Continue the trend of handing this young Democratic Republic over to Nanny and/or Police Staters and we deserve the financial burden levied upon us to fight those “unwinnable” Wars on Drugs, Terrorism, Pornography, and Consensual Sex between law-abiding adults. Not only are these wars unwinnable; they cost way, too much of our tax dollars and they result in the incarceration of way, too many of my fellow American Citizens. And, I’m NOT getting my money’s worth either. Are you?
For those who haven’t been exposed to the REAL truth yet — there are Authoritarian Liberals; Libertarian Liberals; Libertarian Conservatives and Authoritarian Conservatives — we all fall SOMEWHERE within those four quadrants. Visit the Political Compass, take the test, read the works, then come back here to argue with me if you disagree. Regardless of your opinion, it would be interesting to see your scores in the Comments Section of this article.
When will we libertarians step up and take our country back from the authoritarian Left and Right? I believe it’s safe to assume even the “Righties” who blog here in the Comments are liberty-loving, anti-authoritarian, TRUE “Conservatives”. Correct me if I’m wrong, guys and gals. To oversimplify: Forget Neal Boortz and the rest of those so-called “Libertarians” out there who worship every one of President Bush’s Royal Footsteps — they’re REPUBLICANS — PERIOD. Any TRUE libertarian (and again — my capital letters and lower-case letters are NEVER an accident) DESPISES TYRANNY — whether it be of the “Right” variety or of the “Left” variety…
And friends — Sir Hillary Rodham Diane Clinton’s 40-Man Assimilation Unit is yet another example of all of the above.
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My favorite blogger reads on the topic thus far this morning: Ace Of Spades HQ’s Gabriel Malor (FAR Right); The Political Carnival; Wakeup America (Right); Wonkette
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1:22 pm on August 21st, 2008 1
GTL
Every so often, I’m having a crappy day and you write something that restores my faith in my fellow Americans. It also begs the question….How is it that so any on the right and the left want Washington to just let us be, and yet we will go after eachother hammer and tongs over where we want to the Federal government to intrude? I suppose it does depend on whose Owl is being Gored, but one would think a little appreciation of the other side would go a long way.
BTW, I ranked as a “Deranged Libertarian”. Seems the graph just couldn’t reconcile “Anarchy” with Rightwing Deathsquad. Who knew?
5:27 pm on August 21st, 2008 2
Heh, thanks, bro
As for the test and your subsequent comments, you’ve got it right, bro. The Dems and Republicans are all AUTHORITARIANS (at least their parties are) and the ONLY disagreement they hold is how much government is needed and for what, otherwise, they are 100% in agreement on Authoritarian (“Big Brother” calls the shots) principles.
Being the Authoritarians they are, and being the Libertarians you (on the right economically) and I are; we’re too busy as a libertarian-TEAM to put aside our differences on economic policy and so we quabble in forums and beeyatch about Democrats and Republicans.
What the Authoritarians in control forget is the fact that MOST revolutions throughout history happen after we Libertarian-types have had enough of the former…
7:14 pm on August 21st, 2008 3
Long ago my Dad explained to me that the authoritarian Republicrats battle each other on how to split the loot they steal from us.
7:21 pm on August 21st, 2008 4
Hat tip to Dear Ole’ Dad!