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August 19th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

Why Wait? The GTL Reveals The Vice Presidential Picks For Both John McCain And Barack Obama NOW

Forget The Mainstream Media And Blogosphere “Buzz” On Potential Democratic And Republican Veep Picks — Bookmark This Page Because The GTL™ Has The REAL Scoop For You Right Here, Right Now…

You know, I’ve hesitated to write this article for most of the day, trying my best to keep “mum” about whom both Señor John McCain of Arizona Panama and Barry Obama plan to choose for their running mates due to solemn promises I’ve made to my “insider” buddies. There are two reasons I’ve decided the time has come to break my promise to keep both McCain’s and Obama’s secrets, choosing instead, to reveal them to our deserving readers today:

A) I am a Liberal and everybody knows we Libs are liars who cannot keep secrets even if our lives depend on it -

AND…

B) I just couldn’t put up with the “Buzz” going on out there any longer — NONE of the speculators have it correct with EITHER guys -

That’s right, I’ve been combing both MemeOrandum, Real Clear Politics, Drudge and the rest of them all day, and the ONLY “news” available today is what I would call “breaking speculation” on all of these potential vice presidential picks for both men and, again, NONE of these so-called “insiders” have it correct. If you are already “up to date”, skip the next two paragraphs. If not, well, then I’d suggest you read them…

Some notably WRONG examples:

Howard Feinman of MSNBC says Joe Biden is “the clear frontrunner” for Obama despite ABCNews’ Political Radar’s Jennifer Parker revealing a quote from Biden himself saying “I’m not the guy” and The Politico’s Mike Allen, Jonathan Martin and Alexander Burns collaborate to predict it’ll be none other than Joe Lieberman for McCain.

Meanwhile, some website called Tribble Ad Agency is claiming Barack Obama has already CHOSEN Kathleen Sebelius.

On top of it all, even Ralph Nader is jumping into the “I know who Obama’s Veep’s gonna be” game. The Politico’s (again) John F. Harris reports Nader is predicting Obama will be choosing Sir Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton. Oh, and it goes on and on — The National Review Online’s Kathryn Jean Lopez says it’s Rudy Giuliani for McCain while The World Net Daily‘ Drew Zahn is tipping us off to a “mysterious website” called “McCain-Palin 2008“, where WND is speculating this is a preview that Alaska Governor Sara Palin will be chosen for Señor McCain’s running mate. Did I leave anybody out? Tired of it all yet? Want the REAL “scoop”? Wish and thou shalt receive…

Sorry to leave you all in limbo, but I just wanted to please the political “tabloid” readers before I dropped the “none of the above bomb” on everybody. No drumroll here — I’m just going to cut to the chase and reveal the TRUE choices for both Panama John McCain and Barry H. Obama.

Without any further adieu, folks — YOUR new vice presidential running mates for Barack Obama and John McCain, courtesy of The Gun Toting Liberal™
 

 

Barack Obama will be choosing William Dollar Bill Jefferson Jr for his vice presidential running mate in 2008...BARACK OBAMA: Barry will be naming popular Louisiana Congressman William J. “Dollar Bill” Jefferson to be his running mate due to his uncanny ability to reach across the red tape of the Republican Police State and raise funds, later branded by the GOP to be “bribes”. “Dollar Bill” is still an “innocent man” until proven guilty before a jury of his peers.

 

 

John McCain will be announcing Mark Foley as his running mate for 2008...JOHN MCCAIN: Panama John will be naming former Florida Congressman Mark Foley for his running mate due to his ability to “reach” the younger males. While “controversial“, as is the case with Obama’s veep choice, Foley has also never actually been convicted of a crime either. Besides; credit where credit’s due, folks — Remember, it was Foley who was a KEY activist for Jessica’s Law and that is a huge “plus” for the G.O.P.

 

Just remember you read it here, at The Gun Toting Liberal™ FIRST, my friends. And my sincerest apologies to my “insiders” for betraying their trust. I simply could not stand all the speculation going on out there — especially when none of the speculators have a clue. And, when you THINK about it — why NOT those two guys anyway?

After all, it’s only a matter of time before the toe-tapping and bribery reaches the media anyhow — seems everybody in Washington D.C. has a “skeleton or three” in the proverbial “closet” these days anyway. Might as well avoid the “shock and awe” in the future by just getting it over with right now I say.

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  • H/T to MemeOrandum for the “lion’s share” of the buzz

  • Also — our thanks to RealClearPolitics for the link in
  • Snippets” from other bloggers (read their entire article please) regarding the potential Obama and McCain veep picks — Misguided souls, all of them, who are in denial of the fact we shall learn soon enough, it’s McCain-Foley for the Republicans and Obama-Jefferson for the Democrats…

    Marc Ambinder of The Atlantic:

    “… A reader writes: “What about Jack Reed of Rhode Island? A friend there says the town is crawling with Secret Service and government plates. I don’t know any better but to trust him.” …

    The Moderate Voice’s Pete Abel:

    “… It seems that hoaxes and the appearance of hoaxes abound as the chosen-one’s hour draws nigh. I guess such wanton manipulation shouldn’t surprise us. …”

    Hot Air’s Allahpundit:

    “… every potential nominee denies that they’re being considered…”

    Wizbang:

    “… Obama used the pronoun “he” when referring to his VP pick, which may not mean anything. …”

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    • Neocon
      9:10 pm on August 19th, 2008 1

      My prediction.

      William Ayers for Obama.

      Larry Craig for McCain.

    • The GTL™
      9:25 pm on August 19th, 2008 2

      LMFAO Neocon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Warn me before posting, bro… I swear — between you, Chuck and F&B with his Barack=Anarchist Antichrist stuff, y’all are all responsible for all the mucous on my keyboard and monitor ;-)

    • Neocon
      9:42 pm on August 19th, 2008 3

      On a serious note. Obama is an absolute idiot if he does not select Hillary. Obama will lose the election if he does not pick Hillary.

      McCain if he was wise would pick the honorable governor of Alaska and put a pro life Woman on the ticket.

    • Daniel Jansen
      10:07 pm on August 19th, 2008 4

      Hillary might be the fix to pickup Barry Boy but the question is: Will she accept the #2 position? or just wait for another shot at #1 (AGAIN)in 2012? I think the answer is obvious, what’s your take?

    • Neocon
      5:38 am on August 20th, 2008 5

      I believe she absolutely wants to be vp and her price was to head up the Health Care reorganization. Just as Laura Bush wanted to work with education, Hillary wants the health care to be her legacy.

      In 8 years shes going to be pretty old and the future is no guarantee in politics. She would have a pretty solid legacy as being the first Female VP who brought a national health care system to America.

      Yeah I think she wants to be VP. I just think her asking price is a bit high for Obama.

    • Chuck
      9:55 am on August 20th, 2008 6

      NEO

      I have to disagree on this one. I don’t see Sen Clinton accepting what amounts to the silver medal in her final olympics. Not only that, but I’m not entirely convinced that her selection would improve the tickets chances that much. Nothing can excite us conservatives like a flare-up of Clinton Derangement Syndrome.

      Of course, as always, your mileage may differ.

    • Neocon
      12:22 pm on August 20th, 2008 7

      Thats one of the advantages of being old and senile Like I am. I can say what I want and then claim later that I said no such thing.

      And be telling the truth.

    • F&B
      1:00 pm on August 20th, 2008 8

      Remember, ‘hell hath no fury like a woman scorned’, and when we’re talking about the antichrist Obama, hell becomes a very real part of the discussion, but I digress. Is it merely a coincidence that the bomb was dropped on Edwards right before the Dem Convention? He would have had a significant role in this convention, but now will be on the outside looking in. Perhaps some retaliation for jumping out of the race and pledging support to Obama* while Hillary was still running??? The Clintons have done far worse than destroying the career and life of a former Senator who was unable to achieve re-election.

      Hopefully, Bill and Hillary are saving the best for last. What dirt will they have on Obama* and what will they be willing to do with it? I agree with the above commenters that Hillary’s price will probably be too high for Obama*… a co-presidency maybe? Since Obama* will never go for that, Hillary’s only remaining option will be to ’steal’ the nomination from Barry*. Obama* is young enough to run again in eight years, Hillary may have a little more trouble with that. Obama* may even be taken seriously in eight years, having eliminated the ‘youth and inexperience’ issues. We can only hope the Clinton’s have amassed the ammunition they will need to pull it off. At the end of the day, we’ll have a Hillary/Obama* ticket. After all, it is her birthright, isn’t it???

      * (the antichrist)

    • Chuck
      1:00 pm on August 20th, 2008 9

      LMAO amigo.

      Just remember whose site we’re on. The truth here is at best, inconvient. ;-)

    • F&B
      1:07 pm on August 20th, 2008 10

      I may be old, but I’m not senile yet. At least I don’t forget when I’ve done something!

    • The GTL™
      2:50 pm on August 20th, 2008 11

      Oh, my gosh, F&B — You *almost* — ALMOST — got thru an anti-Obomber post without mentioning the Antichrist. Just when I thought you were gonna do it, you added that tiny little disclaimer in parenthesis ;-)

      Chuck — I take that as a compliment coming from ya, bro … lol

      Oh, and I love the new Gravitar!!! I thought you were more “clean-shaven” than that ;-) Now if we can just get Neocon, Mat O’Keefe, F&B, Steve (our resident lawyer who stops by frequently) and the other “regulars” to upload theirs, it would spice up this forum quite a bit, eh?

    • girardia
      6:41 pm on August 20th, 2008 12

      Testing Gravitar.

    • girardia
      6:43 pm on August 20th, 2008 13

      Thanks GTL. This previously computer illiterate mountain hippie with weapons just picked up a new skill.

    • girardia
      6:49 pm on August 20th, 2008 14

      In eight years Hillary won’t be nearly as old as that wrinkled, senile piece of $H!7 the murdering Republican thieves will rig another election for!

    • Daniel Jansen
      7:05 pm on August 20th, 2008 15

      [girardia]

      Well i wouldn’t call him “wrinkled, senile piece of $H!7″ but let’s hope that this election will be fair to all. With this thing boiling in Russia, we need to carefully pick who & who we want in the white house. Panama* John’s attitude may not be suitable for renewing ties and re-polishing America’s image in the world. We need someone firm but gentle and Barry* Obama has yet to prove that he’s our man. We can only ****HOPE****.

    • girardia
      7:15 pm on August 20th, 2008 16

      Hopin’ with you, Dan.

    • The GTL™
      7:21 pm on August 20th, 2008 17

      What y’all sed! :-)

    • Dr BLT
      5:58 pm on August 21st, 2008 18

      I voted for Huckabee, and I plan to vote for McCain. Whatever he does with his pick, I think it’s important to remember why they call him:

      The Maverick
      Dr BLT
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