Reverend Kirbyjon Caldwell Blasts McCain For Suggesting His 2nd Wife, Cindy, Would Win The “Buffalo Chip Topless Biker Chick” Contest; Abandons Ship To Rally Christian Fundamentalists To The Obama Campaign
Yes, folks, that’s right; ole’ Panama John is just “a standup guy” — the conductor of “The Straight Talk Express” — and “a joke is a joke”, correct? After all, that is exactly how Senator “Panama” John McCain has categorized his belligerant, sexist comment toward HIS OWN WIFE, Cindy McCain, when he recently boasted in Sturgis, S.D., to a bunch of “Heck’s Angles” (I.E., those scary-looking, bearded, beer-bellied, TRAILER-QUEEN accountants on those custom Harleys with those flip-flop paint jobs) that the woman he cheated on his FIRST wife with and our potential, next First Lady under a McCain presidency, would win the Buffalo Chip “Topless Missus” contest — HANDS DOWN…
That, according NOT only to Señor and Señora McCain, but confirmed also by ABCNews’ Political Radar’s Teddy Davis, Hope Ditto and Rigel Anderson this evening. Frankly, upon further review — who in the heck am I to argue with The Distinguished Gentleman from Arizona Panama and his lovely (SECOND) bride ANYWAY?
What’s next for Señor McCain of Arizona Panama? Planning to take up a little “swinging” on the side to spice up that (again, 2ND) marriage, Sir? Not that there’s anything WRONG with that, sir — just be “upfront” about it and let the [ahem... "Buffalo"] chips fall where they may. Nuthin’ wrong with an “alternative life style” for you and Mizz Cindy, Sir — if that’s what floats yer’ boat. But hey — I’ll just betchya those “Heck’s Angles” types were drooling Budweiser like a bunch of apes, weren’t they, Señor, as you bragged about those hooters on that wife of yours, weren’t they, Señor? Why Budweiser? Of course, the ONLY choice, due to the fact your “Buffalo Chip Topless Biker Chick” wife is the undisputed BARONESSE of that “King Of Beers Empire” you both enjoy running — SHE in charge, of course.
Look — before I get back to bashing on Panama John and continuing on with the “meat and potatos” of this post, let me just take a moment to say I’m not against bikers or biking, or swingers and swinging — whatever floats your boat. In fact, I’ve logged tens of thousands of miles on two wheels and hope to log tens of thousands more before my time on this Earth as we know it is up. I just cannot stand a hypocrite unless we are talking about myself, of course. Now, back to the McCain bashing…
Seems the pastor who married Jenna Bush to some other “hooked up”, “well-connected politically” dude in what is obviously an “arranged marriage” between the Skull And Bones types doesn’t quite appreciate a cheating braggot who demeans women in the manner Señor McCain apparently does, therefore; Pastor Kirbyjon Caldwell has become an activist for Barry Obama. And that despite the fact that Cindy McCain, the BEER-BARONESSE, helped him to mastermind their “Leave the first, DISFIGURED wife behind in the dust while chasing the American Dream together” DECEPTION of the once-beautiful swimsuit model (before her automobile accident while John McCain was in “captivity” maimed her for life), Carol McCain.
What a guy. What a gal. Not only do they deserve each other, she probably WOULD win the Buffalo Chip topless contest. Credit where credit’s due, my friends (written in that nasally, annoying, condescending McCain style of “voice”, by the way). But hey — that’s just not the POINT here, is it, folks?
The point is, those “evangelicals” the McCain campaign has been TARGETING (Like that word, evangelicals? That’s what you ARE — TARGETS) are beginning to smell through the wafting odors of the “buffalo chips” and the distinct scent of fresh coffee is beginning to tempt their nostrils. For example, just a quick “snippet” from the ABCNews Political Radar blog post to illustrate the point:
“… Caldwell, a close personal friend of President Bush who supports Obama for president, is the senior pastor at Windsor Village United Methodist Church in Houston, Texas. Caldwell made his comments on a conference call with reporters sponsored by the Matthew 25 Network, a liberal Christian Group. Matthew 25 is planning to air a pro-Obama ad on Saturday during the Rick Warren forum with Obama and McCain. The ad will air on CNN and possibly MSNBC, according to the group’s spokesperson.
Caldwell said that McCain’s Buffalo Chips comment stood in stark contrast with Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., whom Caldwell sees as a good family man supporting pro-family policies.
Caldwell then invoked comments that Rick Warren made about adultery in a Thursday interview with ABC News’ Jake Tapper to raise additional questions about McCain.
“His marital history has been duly recorded,” said Caldwell, referring to McCain, “and as recently as yesterday I think it is, our pastor from Saddleback, Rick Warren indicated that he would not feel comfortable voting for an adulterer… “
Last but not least — before I let this “Caldwell” guy off the hook, let us not forget the lesson, which SHOULD have been CLEARLY learned by those cute little “evangelicals” so many months ago — the lesson “Mr. I Think I Know What You DID Last Night“, former “Supreme Evangelical Commander-In-Chief”, disgraced Reverend Ted Haggard should have rammed home for everybody in that category by now. NOBODY’S perfect and I don’t expect them to be — not even a potential president. But — as for an ABSOLUTE PHONY…
I say, back to the private sector those gorgeous Panamanian pastures with him where he and “The Missus” ["Buffalo Chip"] belong.
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Other “must reads” in the blogosphere: Jake Tapper (Political Punch) has The Matthew 25 Network YouTube video; Don Surber of The Charleston Daily Mail is keeping a running score between the candidates
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10:43 am on August 16th, 2008 1
hey, I just found out about your GTL site. it is great. I wish I could “force” my republican, right wing family and friends to read this!Yes, unfortunately we all have some of those types amongst us. Thankfully, some moderate and liberal Repubs are backing my Senator from Illinois, Barack Obama. namely Julie Nixon Eisenhower and Ike’s granddaughter Susan, and Sen Lincoln CHaffee of R.I. with allthis bru ha ha about Obama and his church and associations it is great to finally see it come out about McSame and his past. If this is the game the repubs want to play, and they started it with Hannity and FIX News (fox) then bring it on…Keep up the good work… we need five new states to go Blue Nov 4!
11:27 am on August 16th, 2008 2
Glad ya found us, Chuck
Stick around and have fun contributing more, Sir…
11:47 am on August 16th, 2008 3
I just got back from Sturgis Sunday where we stayed in deadwood Thursday thru Sunday.
The amazing thing you’ll find is that they are not Hells angels but they would indeed kick your arse in a minute or grab your back in a second any day of the week.
That is the biker mentality. My group pulled into a small town in South Dakota and started talking to a couple guys who had driven all the way from North Carolina and were on their way to Sturgis. In a matter of a few minutes they were part of our group and headed on into Deadwood with us, instead of alone.
I now have new friends from North Carolina. Biking is a way of life. Not a hobby. There is no politics on a bike, only a freedom to do and say what you want knowing someones got your back if your wrong or if your right.
You should try it. You might become a pot bellied hells angel too.
12:13 pm on August 16th, 2008 4
Heh, Neocon — I miss my Valkyrie — lost it trying to save my failed “dot.com” a few years ago (just a matter of time before I’m back on two wheels again, too, BTW). I rode (versus TRAILERED) from Mobile to Sturgis and back in 2001; made it from Topeka to Mobile (1062 mi — nope, didn’t apply for the Iron Butt plaque either — ain’t for moi) on the return trip in 18 hours
You’re singing to the choir for the most part in other words, however; I must point out — I never did grow that pot belly, at least not yet
Last but not least, I wasn’t bashing the REAL Hell’s Angels (read again). Not my sorta lifestyle but they’re fun to toss brewskis with — at least in my own various personal experiences HAMC members…
12:51 pm on August 16th, 2008 5
I thought it was way cool for John McCain to go to Sturgis. I may be wrong but I think hes the only candidate to ever do that.
I missed it though. 4 days of Sturgis is about all this old body can take and McCain I think was there around the first of the week. There was a huge buzz in the crowd over it though. Its like, wow we matter to someone and we aint nothing but a bunch of drunk bikers.
Was kinda funny actually. I heard a bunch of guys saying they was going to vote for McCain just cause he took the time to come see um. Others would say you aint never voted in your life and it was like yeah but McCain took the time to come see me, Im gonna take the time to vote for him.
It was sorta wierd actually cause I never ever hear politics in Sturgis but this year there was actually a buzz about it.
11:43 pm on August 17th, 2008 6
I owned a moped for several years, driven through South Dakota (in cars), live in the district that John McCain represented before becoming a Senator, but despite all of that…I will be voting for Barack Obama.
Those guys have to figure out how to register to vote first….then follow through and vote.