Barack Obama Promises To Bust A Cap In John McCain’s “Cracker Assed Cracker Butt” Should The Latter Choose To Select A Knife As His Choice Of Weapon In General Election Debates
Once upon a time, a cute little bouncing baby boy was born in the sovereign nation of Panama. His parents named him “John”. We all know the rest of the story: he later migrated to the United States of America, joined the military, fought in the Vietnam War, heroically captured by the enemy, endured torture for years at their hands. Later, this great man relocated to the Great State of Arizona, and became the ONLY Panamanian-born U.S. Senator in the history of the USA.
From there, Señor McCain’s lust for power led him to run for the presidency, despite questions of his eligibility due to the Constitutional MANDATE that ALL presidential candidates are “natural born Citizens” of the United States of America. “Panama John” wasn’t actually BORN here. He MIGRATED here, but was conceived by two American Citizen parents despite the fact he was actually born on foreign soil and most likely qualifies for “dual citizen” status in Panama. But, that’s all BESIDE the point — Democratic presidential hopeful, Barry Hussein Obama promises the foreign-born Señor McCain can bring a knife and he’ll bring a gun. Barry insinuates Señor McCain can bring a gun and he’ll have the NUKES ready to launch. Barry PROMISES us and WARNS us… this might just get ugly before it gets pretty, and I happen to believe it…
Obama on GOP: ‘If They Bring a Knife to the Fight, We Bring a Gun’
by Andy Barr
Barack Obama is warning supporters that the general election fight between him and John McCain may get ugly, but the Illinois senator is vowing not to back down.
“If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun,” Obama said at a fundraiser in Philadelphia Friday, according to pool reports. …”
(Snip!)
“… Obama again said that the GOP will make try to make him look “scary” to voters.
Obama pledging to swing back at the GOP drew much applause from the crowd. …” – The Hill
There we GO. So much for “civility” and “people skills” — this one’s going to get DIRTY with a capital “D” before it’s all said and done. Frankly, I can’t wait either. I’m hoping for the dirtiest campaign in the history of “dirty campaigns” so my fellow American Citizens, FOR ONCE, might just get it. The MSM has picked and choosed our presidential (and other) candidates for us long enough…
The Two-Party “System” CARTEL must collapse. It’s mentioned NOWHERE in the Constitution and nor has it been protected by ANY of our Founding Fathers. Enough is enough.
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2:44 am on June 15th, 2008 1
GTL, this one is going to get dirtier than a Juicy Girls Tampon during monsoon season! Big up yourself for the Detroit Red conk you gave Obama. I have a question, if and thats a big IF, Panama John makes it to the White House. Will they erect one of those “WELCOME TO JOHN McCAIN COUNTRY” signs when you enter the Panama Canal Zone?
6:10 am on June 15th, 2008 2
People from other democracies watch our election system in action and shake their heads, shrug their soldiers and say, “WTF?”
9:26 am on June 15th, 2008 3
Good post, but, please, give the Panama stuff up. McCain is 100% entitled as an American citizen per the laws to become President.
10:44 am on June 15th, 2008 4
The Panama thing is no more unfair than the BS about Madrassas and Korans and his wife not being always proud.
Bring on the dirt, bring on the scuzz!
1:34 pm on June 15th, 2008 5
O’Bomber told an audience in Philadelphia, 2008-06-13:
“If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun.”
Then he screamed,
“I’m gonna blow that ol’ coot’s head clean off his shoulders! Yeeee-Ha! Allahu! Akbhar! Fools!”
“If they bring a war hero, we bring a war!”
“If they bring the Bible, we bring the Koran!”
Michelle O’Bomber commented:
“This is the first time in my adult life that I am proud to be a gun-owner!”
“This is the first time in my adult life that I am proud to be married to a psychopathic gun-toting maniac!”
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BTW, before sensitive souls out there fire up their keyboards to complain about “O’Bomber” (”Not all Muslims are terrorists you know!? Only a few hundred million!”), that was his nickname in high school, when he was comin’ up on the mean streets of Oahu.
Barry O’Bomber.
2:39 pm on June 15th, 2008 6
How clever – but of course you made all that shit up. If he was indeed called the Bomber – as many athletes like Joe Louis ( the Brown Bomber)have been nicknamed – it has nothing to do with your unmitigated lie about his being Muslim.
What it does have to do with is the quasi-psychotic, immoral, dishonest and quite disgusting nature of his detractors in general.
How does it feel?
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2:47 pm on June 15th, 2008 7
O’Bomber:
http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/Story?id=3082803&page=1
Islam & Indonesian nationality:
http://brianakira.wordpress.com/2008/06/09/obama-unfamiliar-with-the-truth/
http://brianakira.wordpress.com/2008/06/12/barack-shady-obama-the-indonesian-candidate/
9:28 am on June 16th, 2008 8
Very nice – quoting your own words to back up your own invented and baseless story. Obama is not a Muslim, is not Indonesian, was raised by Christians and is a Christian (not that this is a plus with me.) Insinuating that he plans to bomb people because of a high school nickname is about the slimiest thing I’ve seen in half a century of watching political slime.
Perhaps by providing a fine example of the nature of people who oppose him on racial or entirely false religious grounds, you actually do him a favor.
But hey – you brought it down to this level, so now let’s look at your background – Akira is a Japanese name, right? Does that mean you have some connection with the terrorist attacks on Pearl Harbor? Sounds maybe like you’re the Kyoto Kandidate, doesn’t it Brian? Should we be listening to a foreign subversive like you in the first place? Maybe you’re some kind of Shinto insurgent? Maybe you’re planning some other kind of surprise attack. I have it on good authority (my own) that you’re up to no good.
9:48 am on June 16th, 2008 9
Geez y’all
Ain’t these two scary enough with what they actually stand for? I say let’s save the elementary school level insults…( yore a muslim….oh, yeah, your a pomeranian).. for the days after the convention when they will be used to scare the crap of the clueless on the left and right. Let us be satisfied for now with the real positions that should scare the crap out of most of us.
12:30 pm on June 16th, 2008 10
Well if I’m a Pomeranian, he’s a Shih-Zu!
But seriously, you’re absolutely right
1:08 am on June 18th, 2008 11
Hmmmm…..so barry is in favor of guns for himself and his trusty minions. But hates the thought of them in the hands of most citizens. Typical double standard.
10:12 am on June 18th, 2008 12
Um – I think Obama was speaking metaphorically about bringing a gun, don’t you?
There is enough real criticism possible without having to twist statements like that. It just weakens your argument.