Former Republican And Wal-Mart Director Gets Unexpected Endorsement From Draft Dodging, Far Right Wing, Talk Radio Shock Jock

Today is the big day in Texas for Sir Hillary Rodham Clinton. Her very survival depends upon winning the Democratic primary there, which may very well happen thanks to what may be huge herds of Texan “ditto-heads” stampeding the polls to vote for her over Barack Obama. And why? Simply because their hero, “King Ditto”, said they should do so. And why is that? Frankly, his explanation to Laura Ingraham on The O’Reilly Factor was a bit vague to me…

From FoxNews:

“… INGRAHAM: Rush, I understand that the Rush Limbaugh audience is mobilizing in Texas for Hillary. Am I hearing that right?

RUSH LIMBAUGH, RADIO TALK SHOW HOST: I don’t know if the audience is mobilizing or not. I am urging people — I am using a phrase — the Republicans — our nominee is chosen. It’s John McCain.

Texas is open. And I want Hillary to stay in this, Laura. This is too good a soap opera. We need Barack Obama bloodied up politically, and it’s obvious that the Republicans are not going to do it and don’t have the stomach for it.

As you probably know, we’re getting all kinds of memos from the RNC saying not to be critical there. Mark MacKinnon of McCain’s campaign says he’ll quit if they get critical over Obama.

This is the presidency of the United States you’re talking about. I want our party to win. I want the Democrats to lose. They’re in the midst of tearing themselves apart right now. It is fascinating to watch, and it’s all going to stop if Hillary loses.

So yes, I’m asking to cross over and, if they can stomach it — I know it’s a difficult thing to do to vote for a Clinton — but it will sustain this soap opera, and it’s something I think we need. It would be fun, too.

INGRAHAM: I mean, Rush, Bill and Hillary. Very strange bedfellows. I mean, I’ve never heard of anything like that… “

“Strange bedfellows”? Not that “strange” when you think about it — perhaps Rush and Sir Hillary bumped into each other back during their Barry Goldwater For President days and did “the bump” together? Or, maybe they secretly meet at Super Wal-Marts throughout the country whenever the roads of self-infatuation bring them together in the same podunk towns throughout the country? Whatever the reason, one thing is clear — Rush Limbaugh is, at the very least, hinting he would miss Sir Hillary if she were to lose Texas and bow out of the race…

And, to think for one moment “King Ditto” cannot affect an election in President “Surge” W. Bush’s “red” Southern homestate, would be an example of “mental midgetry”.

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Thanks to our good friend, Kyle E. Moore, of Comments From Left Field for linking in to this article…

H/T to MemeOrandum…

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