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Let’s just get this over with. Political campaigns are filled with the most childish innuendo…like knocking someone to the ground while batting eye lashes and giggling. It’s not exactly straightforward. And so, having gleaned some of the aspirsions cast against Senator Obama, I thought it prudent to just list them all. That way there is no more guessing, no more sleight of hand.
Here is the list. Hopefully you will find it complete. However, I understand much more will be revealed if Sen. Obama continues to capture the attention of the American people.:
1. OBAMA CHOSE HIS NAME AT BIRTH!
This may be hard to believe, but if you don’t, just ask Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh. They KNOW what they’re talking about. As baby Obama left his mother’s womb, his first words were, “I want to have Hussein as a middle name!”
2. OBAMA DEMANDED TO BE MUSLIM AT BIRTH, TOO!!
It is a little known fact that right after baby Obama demanded Hussein as his middle name, he also specified that he be raised as a Muslim.
3. OBAMA RUINED HIS FAMILY LIFE AND IS A CONTROL FREAK
This allegation is obvious due to the fact that at age 3 or 4, young Obama kicked his father out of the house and forced his mother to move to Tanzania, or Indonesia, or someplace where weird people live. People who use names like “Barack” and stuff like that.
4. He drinks water from PLASTIC BOTTLES!!
5. He has hugged women WHO ARE NOT HIS WIFE!
6. He used to SMOKE CIGARETTES!!!
7. He has recited the pledge of allegience ….. AND HE DIDN’T EVEN WRITE IT!!
8. He is a LIBERAL who believes that the Constitution ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING!
9. He doesn’t put shopping carts back where they belong EVEN IF THERE IS A CART CORRAL NEARBY!
10. He has refused to GO QUAIL HUNTING WITH VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY!!
Thank God we at least have another 11 months of a God-fearing, pious man in the White House who is not intimidated by terrorists (whether they be foreign or domestic critics), due process of law, common sense, or any interference with the Presidential Sceptre by some dead crackpots having written a bunch of luney ideas on a scrap of paper and calling it a Constitution.
This nation doesn’t need some egghead like Barack Obama as president. No, we need someone with the stalwart dedication to his goals like President Bush, no matter how deranged they may be. We need a fighter, or at least someone willing to let someone else fight for him.
America deserves order; it deserves protection from itself whenever it goes off on one of these wild tangents involving “representative government” and other such nonsense.
Now that you know the truth, the half-truth, and nothing approaching the truth…..you are better equipped to deal with the election process.
It’s the least I can do.
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Cross-posted at Michaellinnjones.com
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This post kindly featured at MemeOrandum
What I find disturbing is that neither the DNC nor the RNC has provided a summary of qualifications for the job of President of the United States, beyond the basics . . . even more disturbing . . . out of about 75,000,000 American workers, of which the top 1% of the top 1% numbers about 7,500 highly qualified leaders who have led corporations to greatness while maintaining within budget and remaining fully accountable for their actions.
I look at the gang we have running for the top post of President of the United States and find it disconcerting!
Would any of these candidates be considered for the position of CEO of a multinational, multi-billion dollar, American corporation? I don’t think so . . . where are the highly qualified leaders when we need them?
I don’t know about that, Michael. Looking at some of the current corporations, I’d question the abilities of those CEO’s as well.
Where are all the qualified leaders? Somewhere else. Corporations are not democratic institutions by any means which translates into not having to deal with idiot voters who have no clue what they are talking about influencing decisions. Take foreign policy as a perfect example. Most people have no clue where a country is until we bomb it yet they are allowed to vote and influence foreign policy. The CEO type is out to make money and is elected by the board based on his ability to do that. The President is elected by masses of people, most of which would fail a citizenship, civics or geography test. So don’t blame the leader; blame the voters, their stupidity and ignorance. The reason I like Obama so much is that he has the support of college educated people; the real people should be allowed to pick a president anyway. 5 minutes with the rest of the “average” voters should convince you of that.
I remain concerned . . . While I like Obama and his fresh approach what qualifies him to lead the USA? He has been a mediocre senator and mediocre lawyer at best. We deserve better.
We need someone who can not only appeal to a broad base but who can get out and engage America’s leadership . . those leading local governments, educators, military, and commerce to name a few. Someone who will put his political future on the line and engage democrats and republicans, break away from the outdated political system; someone who will focus on fixing problems rather that just another person identifying problems.
An effective leader can solve many of our problems by engaging people with the same energy that is used during the election process