You say — “No, he DIN’T!” I say — “Oh, yeah, I think he just DID!”
I’m hoping the Former “Co-Prez” wasn’t talking about a REAL “bullet”; I’m sure he was referring The Queen’s campaign plans to launch negative ads when he chose that word to describe his wife and [ahem... "significant"] “Other Former First Black Co-President” Hillary Rodham Clinton’s reluctance to go “negative” against Barack Obama in the New Hampshire race. If this ISN’T what the former “First Black Co-President” meant, it would be a HUGE blow to those of us who believe in the preservation of our 2nd Amendment civil liberty Right To Keep And Bear Arms (“RTKBA”).
Optimistically speaking, I don’t perceive Former Co-President Bill Clinton and his Former Co-President wife to be a danger to themselves and others; PHYSICALLY speaking. That said, if I were Iowa Caucuses winner Senator Barack Obama, I believe I’d ignore any security advice put forth by [former human being] Benazir Bhutto’s folks…
From The Politico:
Bill on going negative: media bias made her do it
Bill Clinton voiced his abiding anger at the media’s coverage of him and his wife in Durham, N.H., today, and suggested that media bias will force Clinton to go negative on Barack Obama. …”
(Snip!)
“… “Nobody would be happier to see all this go away than us. But you can’t ask somebody who is at a breathtaking disadvantage in the information coming to the voters to ignore that disadvantage and basically agree to put bullets in their brains,” he said.”
Okay, here’s the deal — we are now dissecting the words of one of the world’s most brilliant men and DEFINITELY the best “Co-President” the United States of America has ever seen. Allow me to remind you — these “bullets” are coming from the man who, quite BRILLIANTLY, challenged all of us to ponder the definition of the word “IS” during the Monica Lewinski scandal. And, I’m not joking either. That day was the day I began to become a “Bill Clinton Fan”, which I still consider myself to be to this very day.
That said — if you delve through Former Co-President Clinton’s (the male) words — you’ll see double-negatives used. Using simple algebra, the double-negatives in the last statement above cancel each other out. With this in mind, read again and you’ll come to a crystal clear (in an “It depends upon what the definition of is is” sort of way) foreshadowing of the events to come from the Clinton/Clinton camp. Yep — the time has come for Sir Hillary Rodham Clinton to go HUGELY NEGATIVE against her rival from Illinois, and possible “THIRD Black President”, Barack Obama, effective IMMEDIATELY.
Let us pray he wasn’t priming us to accept the literal gunning down of Senator Barack Obama by the Senator from New York and the “First Black Co-President” (as well as “The First Co-President” EVER). After the latest news out of the Brittney Spears camp, I really don’t think I can personally take any further tragedy at this point…
No doubt, Americans overwhelmingly find Hillary to be so gosh darn “likeable” enough according to so many polls (source: ABC News); she just might be able to pull it off…
OR NOT.
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Thanks to our good friend William Teach of Pirate’s Cove for linking in with his Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup blogger roundup…
Thanks also to The Anchoress for linking in…
Others weigh in; courtesy of MemeOrandum: Donkelphant; Liberal Values; skippy the bush kangaroo; Democrat Taylor Marsh
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10:18 am on January 6th, 2008 1
Sorry, I don’t know your writing well enough to know if you are kidding or not, so I’ll just take the post at face value.
I think Bill was saying that the media bias is forcing *them* (the co-presidents and *their* campaign)to go negative and *they* can’t be asked to refrain from going negative because that would be the equivalent of putting “bullets in their brains.”
Maggie
12:18 pm on January 6th, 2008 2
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4:23 pm on January 6th, 2008 3
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4:37 am on January 7th, 2008 4
I pray to God Almighty that he come against those that would come against Obama in evil thoughts, words and deeds. Strike them down always and forever.
Shame on the Clintons’
10:18 am on January 7th, 2008 5
Margaret
I’m not sure even GTL knows when he’s kidding. I’ve been reading for years and I often have that thought…”He’s got to be kidding”.
GTL
To your credit, you have been very prescient on this subject. You said over a year ago that god help any candidate that slows down the Clinton Express, and even suggested that it would be Obama. Good job.
11:26 am on January 7th, 2008 6
Heh… thanks, Chuck and Happy New Year, my friend. I was wonderin’ when you were gonna get around to ’splainin’ me to the noobs
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