“Where’s Osama?“, many liberals continue to ask.
“I don’t know where he is, I… I… I don’t care…“, says President Bush.
Many head bangers have been wondering for years when Osama would be rejoining the touring circuit. The good news for Osama Bin Ladin fans is, he’s back, and badder than ever, and you’d better head on over to Ticketmaster.Com now if you want to catch his next show — his opener for his “Death To America” tour. AND, if I’m reading this AP release correctly (admittedly, being a busy man and all, I just skimmed over it quickly), YOU can be a part of his live MTV video shoot if you are present…
From Yahoo! News (AP):
Groups: Bin Laden plans video on 9/11
By LEE KEATH, Associated Press Writer
CAIRO, Egypt – Osama bin Laden will release a new video in the coming days ahead of the sixth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks in what would be the first new images of the terror mastermind in nearly three years, al-Qaida’s media arm announced Thursday. …”
(Snip!)
“… Still, bin Laden’s appearance would be significant. The al-Qaida leader has not appeared in new video footage since October 2004, and he has not put out a new audiotape in more than a year, his longest period without a message.
One difference in his appearance was immediately obvious. The announcement had a still photo from the coming video, showing bin Laden addressing the camera, his beard fully black. In his past videos, bin Laden’s beard was almost entirely gray with dark streaks. …”
A little Grecian Formula never hurt anyone; especially, an aging “rock star”. I cannot WAIT to see this man’s next video; the last one being so well-produced and energetic. And, I’d not be surprised in the least if one of his biggest fans — President Bush — already secured a couple of front row seats for himself and the First Lady…
UPDATE:
On a more serious note — The U.S. Government now has a copy of the video and is studying it for clues that it is, indeed, a new release versus an older video…
From MSNBC:
U.S. has copy of purported bin Laden video
Bush administration says it is examining tape for authenticityWASHINGTON – The White House has obtained a copy of a purported video by Osama bin Laden ahead of the sixth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks and has begun to analyze its contents, a Bush administration official said Friday.
The official would not discuss the contents or say whether any conclusion has been reached about whether it’s really the al-Qaida leader. …”
Developing…
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8:39 am on September 7th, 2007 1
what’s funny about Osama is how he’s able to keep reinventing himself.
I mean, he looks nothing like the original Osama we all know anymore, calmly sitting in his cave, discussing his ‘great success’ on 9/11.
Sometimes I think he actually uses a look-alike double, because nobody’s that good of a character actor, not even Tony Danza.
Either that, or he’s one hell of a make-up artist.